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Previously on "A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, but L!"

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    I went to a proper (ie expensive) lingerie shop a little while ago and they measured me correctly - I went from a 36B to a 32D in one fell swoop...
    I don't believe it. Where's the photos to prove your claims?

    (And where's TLG to have asked this question first??)

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  • cojak
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    I went to a proper (ie expensive) lingerie shop a little while ago and they measured me correctly - I went from a 36B to a 32D in one fell swoop...

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  • cailin maith
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    lol -

    Life is so hard for a giant alien lizard like yourself, isn't it??

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  • cailin maith
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    Oh dear.....

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  • Andy2
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    Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
    Zeity is something of a connoisseur...
    being an alien he is fond of human breasts

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  • cailin maith
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    God yeah - mostly they just get in the way.....

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    They are JUST BREASTS Zeity, if you had some you would ignore them the way we do
    That's the whole point though, isn't it! (carpet munchers excepted of course)

    Zeity is something of a connoisseur...

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Ooooooooooooooooooooh yesssssssssssssss!
    Oh Dear!

    (They are JUST BREASTS Zeity, if you had some you would ignore them the way we do)

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  • TheFaQQer
    replied
    Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
    buoy o buoy!

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Said lady was shown repeatedly filmed from below in a swimming pools doing the breast stroke...

    Good honest value...
    buoy o buoy!

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  • Andy2
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    My wife used to work in a lingerie shop, and they went up to an H.

    You could fit your whole head in one cup (apparently).
    imagine you can play with them for hours

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  • TheFaQQer
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    My wife used to work in a lingerie shop, and they went up to an H.

    You could fit your whole head in one cup (apparently).

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Rover.

    And yes, they were very nearly as large as Rover...
    I imagine they could suffocate you in much the same way too!

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  • daviejones
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    When boobs start to get that size, the tend to look like empty football socks!!!!!

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  • Lucy
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    Zeity, you are breast obsessed

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