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[BoredBloke]

but still a big club!

"A big club from just outside Manchester"

yes - like Liverpool, only bigger!

[Alf W]

"Too right, Then Man U would be 3rd in the league instead of 4th"

But we'd still be a big club!

A big club from just outside Manchester. Like Bolton, Blackburn and Wigan.

[wendigo100]

specially when the nicer ones had to reach down to get the buns.

What, to tip them out do you mean?

[Joe Black]

In my last week at BP I was told off by some short @rsed git becuase I failed to comply with their stairs policy. I was not holding the hand rail and I was on my phone. But at least I'm still here to talk about it and warn others about such dangerous tactics.

I could see his point if I'd been trying to get down the stairs juggling hot cups of coffee while stabbing a hungry lion up the @rse with a sharp pencil

Back on topic - well someone has to do it - one of my last contracts in the UK they actually brought back tea-ladies because of their concerns about this. No more rushing up and down to a coffee machine, instead people rushed up and down to the tea-lady who only stopped in one or two places on each floor.

Was nice though, bit like you were off on holiday with a stewardess going down the aisles...specially when the nicer ones had to reach down to get the buns.

[BoredBloke]

"Too right, Then Man U would be 3rd in the league instead of 4th"

But we'd still be a big club!

[wendigo100]

Thread hijacked twice....

Ahem, yes.

Do you get any extra money for being a fire and safety officer?

[shaunbhoy]

Very sad how such a big club has fallen on hard times - if only they could have taken Man City with them

Too right, Then Man U would be 3rd in the league instead of 4th.

[BoredBloke]

I'm on the spine thing

[wendigo100]

I spotted that. Very sad how such a big club has fallen on hard times - if only they could have taken Man City with them

I know what you mean, but you'd miss them.

Look at it like this. If they kept yo-yoing between the Premiership and the Championship, think how many more relegations you could celebrate!

[wendigo100]

About to jump ship from that particular train. The gravy seems to be drying up and it's all getting a bit iffy, at at least with the client I am with.

Whereabouts are you?

My old client wasn't doing the common patient record thingy (SPINE?), and things were going quite well when I left. However, the NHS seem to be delaying agreement of specs for the next phase...

[DaveB]

lol - in Leeds on that big public sector gravy train toot toot

No free marmalade, but there is a canal for the lions.

About to jump ship from that particular train. The gravy seems to be drying up and it's all getting a bit iffy, at at least with the client I am with.

[BoredBloke]

"They closed the Leeds United shop in the town centre during my time."

I spotted that. Very sad how such a big club has fallen on hard times - if only they could have taken Man City with them

[wendigo100]

Sorry zeity, we've hijacked your thread.

Er, it's not very safe in Leeds, is it.

[wendigo100]

lol - in Leeds on that big public sector gravy train toot toot

No free marmalade, but there is a canal for the lions.

Excellent. I took the same gravy train up to those offices a few times earlier this year.

They closed the Leeds United shop in the town centre during my time. Perhaps if I'd popped in and bought a scarf they'd still be open today...

[BoredBloke]

lol - in Leeds on that big public sector gravy train toot toot

No free marmalade, but there is a canal for the lions.