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  • King Cnvt
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    Good enough reason NOT to carry out an Organ Donor card. They need the organs fresh and chop them out within minutes of death being "confirmed".

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  • Old Greg
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    I used to work with a guy this happened to. Woke up on his own in the mortuary after a car crash. Poor guy's wife and kid were dead (but he found this out later - didn't see them in the mortuary).

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  • vetran
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    Oh Rocky! Meatloaf again?

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  • zeitghost
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    But then again, the things you find in someone else's freezer...

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/07/06/dinner_party/

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  • daviejones
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Lucky bastard!
    Yep, they could have started with the removal of the genitalia....

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/09...opsy_surprise/


    Bring out your dead!!!
    Lucky bastard!

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  • daviejones
    started a topic EEEK...I'm not dead!!!

    EEEK...I'm not dead!!!

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/09...opsy_surprise/


    Bring out your dead!!!
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