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  • Dundeegeorge
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    They still do inject gold for rheuaaeumaeute , what he said.

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  • DBA_bloke
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    You can't eat gold!!!

    Well, actually you can but it ain't very nutricious...
    Gold poisoning is possible, though only if in particulate form. "House": such an informative T.V. show!

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
    Nice to see the au rising over the last ten days.
    You can't eat gold!!!

    Well, actually you can but it ain't very nutricious...

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  • Bagpuss
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    Don't Panic, house prices can only ever go up, all economic history before 1997 is bunk

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  • milanbenes
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    Bagpuss, Zeitghost, this is funny isn't it.

    How long have we been waiting for this to happen ?

    Prudence has paid off.

    This is just like the John Kenneth Galbraith book 1929.

    Fascinating to watch it play out in the same way.

    Step by step it all comes tumbling down.

    I blame's the parents.

    Milan.

    Nice to see the au rising over the last ten days.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    I don't know but I'm doing a nice line in brown trousers if you're interested?
    Keep the line in your brown trousers to yourself. I'm about to eat my lunch.

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  • Bagpuss
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    I don't know but I'm doing a nice line in brown trousers if you're interested?

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  • Old Greg
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    Any CUKers oot there using Northern Rock's high interest business account to hold their reserves? Troll posted the limits for guaranteeing deposits for individuals. Does this also hold true for Ltd. Co. deposits?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    Money and Honour do not belong in the same purse

    Icelandic Proverb
    Spanish I think you'll find!

    honra y provecho no caben en un saco!

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    at some stage you must have paid it in... or are you about to get into metaphysics?
    No more than 10% of deposits will be held as cash, that's how the banking system works, there isn't a big pile of everyones money in the safe

    FFS

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  • DBA_bloke
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    I've just read another post, and they suggested that NR should call Ocean finance as they will be able to help out with debts with a 15 min phone call.
    Will Tampon take them over?

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  • RightLaugh
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    at some stage you must have paid it in... or are you about to get into metaphysics?
    I think they mean cash.
    How much cash will a branch of northern rock hold.

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    How can they give out money that doesn't exist?
    at some stage you must have paid it in... or are you about to get into metaphysics?

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    Can they legally impose a limit on you withdrawing your cash?
    How can they give out money that doesn't exist?

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  • FiveTimes
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    I've just read another post, and they suggested that NR should call Ocean finance as they will be able to help out with debts with a 15 min phone call.

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