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Yesterday a Morning came
A Smile upon your face
Ceasers Palace
Morning Glory
Silly Human Race
If the Summer changed to Winter
Yours in no disgrace
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you can also get morning glory on the menu in thailand, cambodia, laos etc. looks like spinach.. always brought a smile to my face over breakfast
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Ah you poor innocent lass you - we shouldn't be corrupting you here should we? Well... at least you know now, so next time a gent offers you morning glory, just be sure he means flowersOriginally posted by SallyAnne View PostI really dont know what it means!
Is it a morning hard on or something?
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"Nocturnal penile tumescence in men".....I normally just say stiffy!!!
Come 'ere luv, I have nocturnal penile tumescence...HAHAHA
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA - really?Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostWhat's morning glory? The way you're saying it sounds rude, so I'm suprised I dont know!
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What's morning glory? The way you're saying it sounds rude, so I'm suprised I dont know!
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I have never heard of morning glory being anything to do with flowers...
Prepare for a swift move to LR.
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Morning Glory
Last week I was out at lunch with a couple of girls from work. They were discussing Morning Glory and how it was great etc... of course they meant the flowers and not the real morning glory.
Couldn't stop cracking up at their nonchalence while discussing this most sacred act. One of the girls was the "tingler" (see Lucy's gay thread)... would have given her some morning glory... to be sure, to be sure, aye.Tags: None
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