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TheFaQQer replied

2 September 2007, 08:05
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

Churchy - I dont think you're supposed to refer to your lass as the "current" one

A friend of mine used to (amusingly ??) introduce his wife as "This is my first wife, Diane..."

Oh, the comedy.
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TheFaQQer replied

2 September 2007, 08:04
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

Nah, the tighter the fit the better, surely?

Oooh - stop it.

Obviously you'd need lots of soap if it's a really tight fit.

Squelch.
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SallyAnne replied

2 September 2007, 07:35
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

current squeeze

Churchy - I dont think you're supposed to refer to your lass as the "current" one
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SallyAnne replied

2 September 2007, 07:34
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

Presumably a large jacuzzi?

<duck>

Nah, the tighter the fit the better, surely?
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alreadypacked replied

31 August 2007, 08:54
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

Presumably a large jacuzzi?

<duck>

FaQQer in living dangerously mode
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TheFaQQer replied

31 August 2007, 08:22
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

SA and Cojak DIY and jaccuzis (together) !!!!!!

Presumably a large jacuzzi?

<duck>
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Cooperinliverp00l replied

31 August 2007, 08:05
Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post

Don't both telling us about it, photos will do

put them on Facebook. I will start searching now.
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FiveTimes replied

31 August 2007, 07:41
Originally posted by Muttley08 View Post

I think you should both get together in the jacuzzi and tell us all about it...

Ducks from mods comments

Don't both telling us about it, photos will do
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ElectricChair replied

31 August 2007, 07:32
When me and the gf met 3 years ago we went to stay with her Mother. While she was in the en-suite shower I jumped in after her and gave her a good seeing to. She could not protest as her Mother would have heard.
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Churchill replied

31 August 2007, 07:14
Originally posted by cojak View Post

*cough*showerhead*cough*

<Comment from Churchill's current squeeze>
Only if it's removable! Gymastics in the shower is not to be recommended!
</Comment from Churchill's current squeeze>
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cojak replied

31 August 2007, 06:38
*cough*showerhead*cough*
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The Lone Gunman replied

31 August 2007, 05:34
SA and Cojak DIY and jaccuzis (together) !!!!!!
I think I am going to be otherwise occupied for most of today............................................. ....... bye........................
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Muttley08 replied

30 August 2007, 19:26
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

Ah Cojak, have you ever had a sexy Jacuzzi?
I've had many a Jacuzzi, but never ever one like the well positioned jet system they have in this hotel like! I went redder in there tonight than I did in the steam room

I think you should both get together in the jacuzzi and tell us all about it...

Ducks from mods comments
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SallyAnne replied

30 August 2007, 19:20
Originally posted by cojak View Post

You too, eh?

Ah Cojak, have you ever had a sexy Jacuzzi?
I've had many a Jacuzzi, but never ever one like the well positioned jet system they have in this hotel like! I went redder in there tonight than I did in the steam room
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cojak replied

30 August 2007, 18:28
c) Yes I have been doing it with myself - there's feck all else to do!

You too, eh?
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