Reply to: On the chaise longue

[alreadypacked]

I see what you did there

Hello SA when do you start your next contract?
Next week end of September, it only seams like last week I left Dublin.
Still ignoring mails from Zurich

[Old Greg]

Whine, whine, whine
My Vista keeps (doing everything but what it's supposed to)
My printer isn't working
My usb ports aren't working
I can't find my files etc etc etc
Lovely job

I can set up a voice recording to say, unplug it and plug it in again.

[Spartacus]

Hopefully will not be hanging around that long, bench will do for me

But you're a contractor, you need to be on the bench in style no matter how short the time. Benches are for permies.

[SallyAnne]

So you will not be on the chaise longue then

I see what you did there

[Diver]

I don't know what a burner is.
You know I don't dive.
£7.60 an hour looks good, though. What does online mean?

Whine, whine, whine
My Vista keeps (doing everything but what it's supposed to)
My printer isn't working
My usb ports aren't working
I can't find my files etc etc etc
Lovely job

[alreadypacked]

I have a chaise longue for sale if anyone wants it. Genuine Victorian piece, tastefully and sympathetically restored.

Hopefully will not be hanging around that long, bench will do for me

[Spartacus]

I have a chaise longue for sale if anyone wants it. Genuine Victorian piece, tastefully and sympathetically restored.

[alreadypacked]

What does online mean?

I see you're lost without a pimp to coach you

I just found out, where I'm working they have a fake contact name on all the job posting, so they know when a pimp calls. Guess what name I will be giving for a referance

[Old Greg]

So you will not be on the chaise longue then

Good work on the pun, mate.

[Old Greg]

I've got a vacancy for a burner at £12.50 an hour or casual diving work at £130 a day
Or online support at £7.60 an hour if that's any use to you.

Oh! and the weather is absolutely roasting in south Wales

I don't know what a burner is.
You know I don't dive.
£7.60 an hour looks good, though. What does online mean?

[Diver]

There are very few companies operating in my field and I know people contracting in all of them so it won't take long to work out the situation.

I've got a vacancy for a burner at £12.50 an hour or casual diving work at £130 a day
Or online support at £7.60 an hour if that's any use to you.

Oh! and the weather is absolutely roasting in south Wales

[alreadypacked]

There are very few companies operating in my field and I know people contracting in all of them so it won't take long to work out the situation.

So you will not be on the chaise longue then

[Old Greg]

Take a break, I try to take time off between contracts. I managed 2 days this time

There are very few companies operating in my field and I know people contracting in all of them so it won't take long to work out the situation.

[alreadypacked]

Thank the Lord someone's showing an interest in my contract status. Thanks, mate. I've already set the wheels in motion...

Take a break, I try to take time off between contracts. I managed 2 days this time

[Old Greg]

I love how noone has even bothered to stay on topic here at all

Good luck Greg mate - just enjoy the sun (it's gorgoues up here too!), and the break, and the cash and something else will fall into your lap before you know it.

Thank the Lord someone's showing an interest in my contract status. Thanks, mate. I've already set the wheels in motion...