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richard-af replied

24 August 2007, 14:53
Testing = doing it all twice.
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Ruprect replied

24 August 2007, 13:01
Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post

Done it! I've got my millionth friend.

And yet still the world looks black.
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wendigo100 replied

24 August 2007, 12:59
Originally posted by Cooperinliverp00l View Post

I'm doing far too much face booking at the moment. MUST STOP

Done it! I've got my millionth friend.
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Cooperinliverp00l replied

24 August 2007, 12:48
Originally posted by Jog On View Post

What about admin/support people?

I'd like to have 'more time posting than facebooking' please..

I'm doing far too much face booking at the moment. MUST STOP
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Jog On replied

24 August 2007, 12:46
What about admin/support people?

I'd like to have 'more time posting than facebooking' please..
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ElectricChair replied

24 August 2007, 12:33
what is this word testing? compilation then straight to users is the way.
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~Craig~ replied

24 August 2007, 12:30
developers and testers will all soon be outsourced to India.

Project / Service Management is the way forward I tell ya.....
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Ruprect replied

24 August 2007, 11:42
Originally posted by daviejones View Post

And we all have to deal with developers that never seem to get enough sunshine...LOL.

OMG, Did I say that out loud?

Nope, you typed it. HTH
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wendigo100 replied

24 August 2007, 11:33
Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post

and the rest...

Indeed, 10 weeks to document, 10 months to scrap...

And we start all over again.
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FiveTimes replied

24 August 2007, 11:14
Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post

10 minutes to code, 10 days to test...

and the rest...
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wendigo100 replied

24 August 2007, 11:02
10 minutes to code, 10 days to test...
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Cooperinliverp00l replied

24 August 2007, 10:29
Are there any testers on this forum or is it all Developers ???

That would make it clear why it takes them so long to complete there work as they spend so much time on chat forums !!!!!!

On a positive side all testers love developers cause if it wasn't for you we wouldn't have a job
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Andy2 replied

24 August 2007, 10:21
Tester are glorified typists
LOL
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daviejones replied

24 August 2007, 10:19
And we all have to deal with developers that never seem to get enough sunshine...LOL.

OMG, Did I say that out loud?
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milanbenes replied

24 August 2007, 10:17
Testers crack me up how they never stick to the test cases in the doco and begin making up their own bugs for functionality which they do not understand and which they think should work differently

Milan.
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