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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    And finally there is ther tramp stamp - think gils with a tattoo on their back, just above the ass (I like em personally).
    Also known as a "slag tag" or "arse antlers"

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  • jenever
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Another military cliche...

    Oi Churchill!!! I didn't see you in camouflage training this morning!!!

    No Sarge, I'm getting good, ain't I?
    or

    There's a ****** at the end of this stick, Private.

    Not at this end, Suh!

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    And the there is the muffin top - jeans that are too tight at the waist on fat chicks.

    Or the whale's tail : the bit of a g-string on a girl that shows above the surface ...

    And finally there is ther tramp stamp - think gils with a tattoo on their back, just above the ass (I like em personally).
    you forgot gunt.

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    They don't want to give our more rambunctious members ammunition to hurl at the poor innocent soul's
    soul's

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  • snaw
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    And the there is the muffin top - jeans that are too tight at the waist on fat chicks.

    Or the whale's tail : the bit of a g-string on a girl that shows above the surface ...

    And finally there is ther tramp stamp - think gils with a tattoo on their back, just above the ass (I like em personally).

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    And you can't see the public profile of probationary forum members...
    They don't want to give our more rambunctious members ammunition to hurl at the poor innocent soul's

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by richard-af View Post
    Sweating like an Alsation in a Chinese kitchen.
    was thinking of a chinese takeaway this evening!

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  • snaw
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    She's an LRF, as in she's a low resolution fox - looks good from a distance, but up close ...

    the lowest resolution foxes may even turn out to be men.
    Last edited by snaw; 29 August 2007, 17:04.

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  • alreadypacked
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    Either on drugs or they should be.

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  • the average man
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    Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
    Definitely something fishy.

    Or lizardy...
    Around about 5220 odd posts ago wendigo you would've been going through a vetting stage by the forum moderator...I have to wait for the admin to read my posts before it is deemed acceptable to be made public.

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  • richard-af
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    Sweating like an Alsation in a Chinese kitchen.

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  • zathras
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    More nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs

    or

    About as subtle as a flying sledgehammer

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
    Definitely something fishy.

    Or lizardy...
    And you can't see the public profile of probationary forum members...

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    But he's showing 1 post and there's another here:

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/techn...tml#post293910

    What's going on?
    Definitely something fishy.

    Or lizardy...

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
    Your first post - you registered just to tell us that?
    But he's showing 1 post and there's another here:

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/techn...tml#post293910

    What's going on? Note to self - find a contract quick and stop bothering about things like this.

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