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Muttley08 replied

13 August 2007, 14:31
Originally posted by Clippy View Post

Fair point. Make it a 'naughty landing' then.

More of a plateau I think
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Clippy replied

13 August 2007, 14:28
Originally posted by chicane View Post

I can see that step getting a little crowded.

Fair point. Make it a 'naughty landing' then.
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chicane replied

13 August 2007, 14:12
Originally posted by Clippy View Post

Anyone who is being disruptive and after being warned is sent to the naughty step to reflect on their actions.

I can see that step getting a little crowded.
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Clippy replied

13 August 2007, 14:11
Anyone who is being disruptive and after being warned is sent to the naughty step to reflect on their actions.
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cailin maith replied

13 August 2007, 14:05
Originally posted by Clippy View Post

Can we have a 'naughty step' too?

for the likes of whom???
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Clippy replied

13 August 2007, 14:03
Can we have a 'naughty step' too?
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ChimpMaster replied

13 August 2007, 13:42
Nothing Yuk about it
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cailin maith replied

13 August 2007, 13:37
yikes.... I actually had to think about that one.... yuk!
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realityhack replied

13 August 2007, 13:36
That wasn't cheap smut at all.
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ChimpMaster replied

13 August 2007, 13:35
A warning triangle - is that a bush that hasn't been tamed?
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Muttley08 replied

13 August 2007, 13:30
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Hey - don't knock it till you have tried it!!!

Real contractors don't do foreplay...they get the deed done, then get back to earning megabucks (or shoes unfortunately, as they translate into)
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cailin maith replied

13 August 2007, 13:28
Originally posted by Muttley08 View Post

But your bf's will want to spend it on Captain Kirk replica outfits, you might have nice shoes, but the only foreplay you'll get will be a Klingon love ritual he likes to enact....

Hey - don't knock it till you have tried it!!!
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Muttley08 replied

13 August 2007, 13:27
But your bf's will want to spend it on Captain Kirk replica outfits, you might have nice shoes, but the only foreplay you'll get will be a Klingon love ritual he likes to enact....
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cailin maith replied

13 August 2007, 13:22
Originally posted by chicane View Post

But geeks earn more, therefore she can have more shoes.

Very vaild point!
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cailin maith replied

13 August 2007, 13:22
Originally posted by Muttley08 View Post

1 - Creep

2 - But do you realise 'normal' blokes won't go near you, and you'll be doomed to date geeks for the rest of your life, making Start Trek jokes to pass the evenings...

1

2 Please don't - my love life is already crappy, I don't want to know for certain that I am doomed for the rest of my life!!
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