i don't think you're getting my drift. any remarks like that can be posted in the light relief forum. they will be moderated here.
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It was a Norwegian ship and it hit a house on a canal in the Netherlands. Captain dozed off, apparently.Originally posted by xoggothDoesn't say where it was. I expect the captain was Greek.
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What with coastal erosion, rising sea levels, tsunamis, and now the fear of ships I'm really glad I never bought that guesthouse in Blackpool after all.
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It happens more often than you'd think.
As an example, in the waters surrounding Britain where the one man bridge watch is generally employed on most short sea and coastal shipping routes, an average of six ships a year go aground purely as a result of the watch-keeper falling asleep, becoming incapacitated or being absent from the bridge. Since 1993, sixty groundings have occurred for the same reasons.
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Absolutely hilariousOriginally posted by KentPhilipI don't know why, but this reminds me of a helicopter "crash opera" video I have a link to:
I know it's not PC and there were probably fatalities, but it cracks me up every time I watch it.
http://www.livevideo.com/video/2E5AA...ter-opera.aspx
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Originally posted by KentPhilipI don't know why, but this reminds me of a helicopter "crash opera" video I have a link to:
I know it's not PC and there were probably fatalities, but it cracks me up every time I watch it.
http://www.livevideo.com/video/2E5AA...ter-opera.aspx
WTF did that one on the water try to take off again for....water over the window screen isnt good!!!
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I don't know why, but this reminds me of a helicopter "crash opera" video I have a link to:
I know it's not PC and there were probably fatalities, but it cracks me up every time I watch it.
http://www.livevideo.com/video/2E5AA...ter-opera.aspx
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Or a grey disguised as a Greek.Originally posted by xoggothDoesn't say where it was. I expect the captain was Greek.
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Ship hits house.
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