When flooding hits the south

[kramer]

Feck off you miserable little cretin

good to see you're back
or should that be better to see your back?

[sasguru]

of course, Sotherners are well known for their polite manners, Gentlemanly behaviour and courtesy.

Feck off you miserable little cretin

[Euro-commuter]

Hit the nail on the head. Next...

You mean "next, please".

[freakydancer]

Stalker.

[Bagpuss]

It's always the north that gets flooded, never down here in the tropical south.

Methinks mother nature is belatedly starting the great northern cull, and not a moment too late.

[DodgyAgent]

You tend to find Northerners make very good sand bags

[SallyAnne]

Panic buying

Looting

You guys aren't good in a crisis are you?

[BoredBloke]

"Looting only happens in the South because there's stuff worth nicking."

Yes up here in the north looting would not be an option. You can't light wet coal anyway

[Bagpuss]

Looting only happens in the South because there's stuff worth nicking.

I see, you have a better class of criminal

[oraclesmith]

You believe too much of what you see on the telly.

'Panic buying' is about stocking up on essential commodities as part of an Emergency Flood Plan.

Looting only happens in the South because there's stuff worth nicking.

[cojak]

I had to spend Friday night in Bristol 'cos of the flooding...

[freakydancer]

of course, Sotherners are well known for their polite manners, Gentlemanly behaviour and courtesy.

Hit the nail on the head. Next...

[Bagpuss]

I think you'll find the looting is being caried out by the immigrants from the northern lands who come to the tropical south to escaped the oppression of t'north.

of course, Sotherners are well known for their polite manners, Gentlemanly behaviour and courtesy.

[freakydancer]

I think you'll find the looting is being caried out by the immigrants from the northern lands who come to the tropical south to escaped the oppression of t'north.

[Bagpuss]

Panic buying

Looting

You guys aren't good in a crisis are you?