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Previously on "El Duder Holds The Record............"

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  • Clippy
    replied
    Originally posted by el duder
    so you actually think i deserve that treatment?

    do you? as opposed to others who post tulipe like...

    who has a watch?
    what type of bird do you like?
    im feeling blue today?

    i could go on....
    you do...

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  • Old Greg
    replied
    Originally posted by el duder
    i do. its because i actually have a personality that is hindered in the vile stench of an office that i work in.

    therefore my overactive imagination kicks in, and the result....

    well you have had approx 1010 posts of the result....
    Do you think I post here because I feel fulfilled at work?

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  • el duder
    replied
    Originally posted by Old Greg
    Not really mate, I'm just having a larf. Carry on as before. You do post a lot of tulipe, though

    i do. its because i actually have a personality that is hindered in the vile stench of an office that i work in.

    therefore my overactive imagination kicks in, and the result....

    well you have had approx 1010 posts of the result....

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  • Old Greg
    replied
    Originally posted by el duder
    so you actually think i deserve that treatment?

    do you? as opposed to others who post tulipe like...

    who has a watch?
    what type of bird do you like?
    im feeling blue today?

    i could go on....
    Not really mate, I'm just having a larf. Carry on as before. You do post a lot of tulipe, though

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  • el duder
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    Originally posted by Old Greg
    They could just ban him but he'll just come back worse in a different form - better the devil you know etc. I'm not a techie but it would be reasonably simple, i reckon, to write a short program that auto-deletes all his posts after a random (to hide tha fact its automated) period of 1 to 30 seconds.

    so you actually think i deserve that treatment?

    do you? as opposed to others who post tulipe like...

    who has a watch?
    what type of bird do you like?
    im feeling blue today?

    i could go on....

    Leave a comment:


  • Old Greg
    replied
    Originally posted by Kyajae
    Good idea. One fatal drawback. I'll lose my only source of entertainment for the day.
    I see - it's a kind of freak show, then?

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  • Kyajae
    replied
    Originally posted by Old Greg
    They could just ban him but he'll just come back worse in a different form - better the devil you know etc. I'm not a techie but it would be reasonably simple, i reckon, to write a short program that auto-deletes all his posts after a random (to hide tha fact its automated) period of 1 to 30 seconds.
    Good idea. One fatal drawback. I'll lose my only source of entertainment for the day.

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  • Old Greg
    replied
    Originally posted by Kyajae
    ..and then the mods run like feck to their screens, fingers poised on the [DELETE] key
    They could just ban him but he'll just come back worse in a different form - better the devil you know etc. I'm not a techie but it would be reasonably simple, i reckon, to write a short program that auto-deletes all his posts after a random (to hide tha fact its automated) period of 1 to 30 seconds.

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  • Kyajae
    replied
    Originally posted by Pondlife
    How many mods does it take to change a light bulb?
    10. 1 to change the light bulb and 9 to hold a pre-change discussion forum to debate if the light bulb is indeded ready for change.

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  • Let-Me-In
    replied
    Originally posted by Pondlife
    Must get thru some bulbs.

    How many mods does it take to change a light bulb?
    5...1 to hold the bulb and 4 to delete all the interesting posts.....

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  • Kyajae
    replied
    Originally posted by Old Greg
    There's just a red light on someone's desk when you post, and it buzzes if you start a new thread.
    ..and then the mods run like feck to their screens, fingers poised on the [DELETE] key

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  • Pondlife
    replied
    Originally posted by Old Greg
    There's just a red light on someone's desk when you post, and it buzzes if you start a new thread.
    Must get thru some bulbs.

    How many mods does it take to change a light bulb?

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  • Old Greg
    replied
    Originally posted by el duder
    How does that work?

    Someone is paid or pays themselves to sit watching this forum all day?

    Wowwwee.
    There's just a red light on someone's desk when you post, and it buzzes if you start a new thread.

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  • Kyajae
    replied
    Originally posted by el duder
    How does that work?

    Someone is paid or pays themselves to sit watching this forum all day?

    Wowwwee.
    Easy as psoting tulipe all day - and they get paid for nannying us.

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  • el duder
    replied
    Originally posted by Old Greg
    Well done - it disappeared in the time it took for me to click on the link. Perhaps the mods have an El Duder alert.

    How does that work?

    Someone is paid or pays themselves to sit watching this forum all day?

    Wowwwee.

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