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Previously on "I'm a bit blue today"

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Jam Spam

    Thank you, Swamp Thing, you are a gent.

    Yes, I shall certainly be making more next year. I have only a single jar left to last until then. Rationing may soon be making a comeback.

    I may have to make some tangy ruby grapefruit marmalade or some lemon preserve to keep me going.

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  • andy
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    Originally posted by Swamp Thing
    Kramer, you need to try out some of LB's marmalade - it's top stuff.
    LB: will you be making another batch next year?
    did you buy creamy one or non-creamy one ?

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
    Sorry to hear you are down in the dumps Cojak my dear. What you need is a slice of sourdough toast with some of my homemade marmalade liberally spread over it. That will pick you up in no time.

    Yeah Cojak - get some of LB's tangy jam in your mouth...all your troubles will drift away...

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  • Swamp Thing
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    Kramer, you need to try out some of LB's marmalade - it's top stuff.
    LB: will you be making another batch next year?

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  • kramer
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    Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane
    You are Mr Kipling. I claim my exceedingly good cake.

    he's just constantly spamming us with marmalade marketting!!

    surely this kind of blatant misuse of the board should mean a banning!

    Come on Scotty... sort this Jam pusher out!!

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  • Charles Foster Kane
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
    Sorry to hear you are down in the dumps Cojak my dear. What you need is a slice of sourdough toast with some of my homemade marmalade liberally spread over it. That will pick you up in no time.
    You are Mr Kipling. I claim my exceedingly good cake.

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  • Zorba
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
    Sorry to hear you are down in the dumps Cojak my dear. What you need is a slice of sourdough toast with some of my homemade marmalade liberally spread over it. That will pick you up in no time.
    That sounds blummin fantastic. I love toast.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Blue like Papa Smurf?

    http://cartuneman.com/new/papa_smurf.jpg

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  • andy
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
    I've been working on a secure site with no access to the outside world. All very hush, hush but highly lucrative.
    Are there any windows ?
    you may have been kidnapped

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    Luci, where have you been?

    You always brighten this place up with your presence.
    I love you too, TLG, you're my best mate you are.

    I've been working on a secure site with no access to the outside world. All very hush, hush but highly lucrative.

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
    Sorry to hear you are down in the dumps Cojak my dear. What you need is a slice of sourdough toast with some of my homemade marmalade liberally spread over it. That will pick you up in no time.
    She's having us on. She's never down in the dumps. She's sometimes angry though.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Yay for Thursday.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
    Sorry to hear you are down in the dumps Cojak my dear. What you need is a slice of sourdough toast with some of my homemade marmalade liberally spread over it. That will pick you up in no time.
    Luci, where have you been?

    You always brighten this place up with your presence.

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by cojak


    Anyone with news to cheer me up?

    Sorry to hear you are down in the dumps Cojak my dear. What you need is a slice of sourdough toast with some of my homemade marmalade liberally spread over it. That will pick you up in no time.

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  • fzbucks
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Did we find out what was up with Cojak?

    Are you alright lass?

    Talk to us - we're all here for you honey x x x
    She didn't go for the suicide kit from wikes did she?

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