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I had my stag do last weekend and would have love a friend for a few days. Share those special stag moments like getting stripped naked and tied to a fence, being put on a train to the other end of the country. (i have only just got back)
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I was the organiser of this stag do!!!!
I was the organiser of this stag do!!!!Originally posted by XTCNeed idea 4 stag do?
One of my work colleague's mates actually did this last month:
One of the guys here at work just came back from a 4 day stag do.
Basically they rented a midget for the 4 days and handcuffed him to the stag.
They painted the midget blue and dressed him like a Smurf and the poor
guy had to be handcuffed 24 hours of the day for 4 days to the stag.
The guys on the stag paid for all the midget's food and drink and paid
for his flight etc (cost around £850 if you wanted to do the same)
but the guy had to do everything with the stag....eat, drink, swim, shower, sleep, wee etc.
Genius.
If you want the real story, which is far funnier, see loaded magazine, edition that comes out in August 07
this has gone global.
Ben
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He died in 1998, bit gruesome if you ask me.Originally posted by OwlHootI wonder if Giant Haystacks is available. That could be even funnier than a midget.
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I wonder if Giant Haystacks is available. That could be even funnier than a midget.Originally posted by bogeymanWTF?
Where can I rent a paraplegic to shackle to my mate for his 50th? Better yet, an epileptic.
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And absolutly hilarious.... was out on Paddys Day in Manchester and the pub had hired 4 midgets to dress as leprechauns..... oh my God - it was mental and they didn't seem to mind, lets face it they were getting well paid for it!!
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WTF?Originally posted by XTCNeed idea 4 stag do?
One of my work colleague's mates actually did this last month:
One of the guys here at work just came back from a 4 day stag do.
Basically they rented a midget for the 4 days and handcuffed him to the stag.
They painted the midget blue and dressed him like a Smurf and the poor
guy had to be handcuffed 24 hours of the day for 4 days to the stag.
The guys on the stag paid for all the midget's food and drink and paid
for his flight etc (cost around £850 if you wanted to do the same)
but the guy had to do everything with the stag....eat, drink, swim, shower, sleep, wee etc.
Genius.
Where can I rent a paraplegic to shackle to my mate for his 50th? Better yet, an epileptic.
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Stag do
Need idea 4 stag do?
One of my work colleague's mates actually did this last month:
One of the guys here at work just came back from a 4 day stag do.
Basically they rented a midget for the 4 days and handcuffed him to the stag.
They painted the midget blue and dressed him like a Smurf and the poor
guy had to be handcuffed 24 hours of the day for 4 days to the stag.
The guys on the stag paid for all the midget's food and drink and paid
for his flight etc (cost around £850 if you wanted to do the same)
but the guy had to do everything with the stag....eat, drink, swim, shower, sleep, wee etc.
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