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  • Cooperinliverp00l
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    I had my stag do last weekend and would have love a friend for a few days. Share those special stag moments like getting stripped naked and tied to a fence, being put on a train to the other end of the country. (i have only just got back)

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  • Ben Corke
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    I was the organiser of this stag do!!!!

    Originally posted by XTC
    Need idea 4 stag do?


    One of my work colleague's mates actually did this last month:
    One of the guys here at work just came back from a 4 day stag do.
    Basically they rented a midget for the 4 days and handcuffed him to the stag.
    They painted the midget blue and dressed him like a Smurf and the poor
    guy had to be handcuffed 24 hours of the day for 4 days to the stag.
    The guys on the stag paid for all the midget's food and drink and paid
    for his flight etc (cost around £850 if you wanted to do the same)
    but the guy had to do everything with the stag....eat, drink, swim, shower, sleep, wee etc.
    Genius.
    I was the organiser of this stag do!!!!

    If you want the real story, which is far funnier, see loaded magazine, edition that comes out in August 07

    this has gone global.

    Ben

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot
    I wonder if Giant Haystacks is available. That could be even funnier than a midget.
    He died in 1998, bit gruesome if you ask me.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by bogeyman
    WTF?

    Where can I rent a paraplegic to shackle to my mate for his 50th? Better yet, an epileptic.
    I wonder if Giant Haystacks is available. That could be even funnier than a midget.

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  • Diver
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    C'mon you lot! you know what yer like when you get on the shorts

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  • cailin dana
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    And absolutly hilarious.... was out on Paddys Day in Manchester and the pub had hired 4 midgets to dress as leprechauns..... oh my God - it was mental and they didn't seem to mind, lets face it they were getting well paid for it!!

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  • Gibbon
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    Ok I'm been pompous, but that is sick and akin to prostitution.

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by XTC
    Need idea 4 stag do?


    One of my work colleague's mates actually did this last month:
    One of the guys here at work just came back from a 4 day stag do.
    Basically they rented a midget for the 4 days and handcuffed him to the stag.
    They painted the midget blue and dressed him like a Smurf and the poor
    guy had to be handcuffed 24 hours of the day for 4 days to the stag.
    The guys on the stag paid for all the midget's food and drink and paid
    for his flight etc (cost around £850 if you wanted to do the same)
    but the guy had to do everything with the stag....eat, drink, swim, shower, sleep, wee etc.
    Genius.
    WTF?

    Where can I rent a paraplegic to shackle to my mate for his 50th? Better yet, an epileptic.

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  • Pondlife
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    Coffee and keyboard together again

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  • EqualOpportunities
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    Goodness help us all...

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  • Burdock
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    sweet Jesus!!!

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  • XTC
    started a topic Stag do

    Stag do

    Need idea 4 stag do?


    One of my work colleague's mates actually did this last month:
    One of the guys here at work just came back from a 4 day stag do.
    Basically they rented a midget for the 4 days and handcuffed him to the stag.
    They painted the midget blue and dressed him like a Smurf and the poor
    guy had to be handcuffed 24 hours of the day for 4 days to the stag.
    The guys on the stag paid for all the midget's food and drink and paid
    for his flight etc (cost around £850 if you wanted to do the same)
    but the guy had to do everything with the stag....eat, drink, swim, shower, sleep, wee etc.
    Genius.
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