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  • thunderlizard
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    Yes, it's existential angst. It will stop when you die.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by Burdock
    abject despair at the futility of existence?
    Spot on Burdock (does it for me every time)!

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    No

    We're engaged now man
    And another stunning redhead becomes unavailable

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Churchill
    Not been shagging all day then?
    No

    We're engaged now man

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    I'm on the bench again - been in the garden

    It's a hard life!
    Not been shagging all day then?

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Where've you bin, SA?

    It's been quiet here...

    I'm on the bench again - been in the garden

    It's a hard life!

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  • Euro-commuter
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    Originally posted by Pondlife
    Practise makes perfect.
    Practice

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Worms?
    Nah! we stopped him eating them

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  • Numptycorner
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    Thorntons have a sale on

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  • SallyAnne
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    Ah what's up Duder honey?

    Is there something you want to talk about?

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    As I told you in another thread, you are in love boy!
    And you are not responding in the right way ?

    Only 6 more to go till the 4K, back to TPD with you Zeity is feeling lonely.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by el duder
    a regular sick feeling in their stomach?
    As I told you in another thread, you are in love boy!

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  • Zorba
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    Too much white bread and processed wheat (pasta etc).

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Moose423956
    You obviously weren't doing it right.
    Practise makes perfect.

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by Paddy
    Only when I was twelve years old and first started wanking.
    You obviously weren't doing it right.

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