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gingerjedi replied

9 July 2007, 11:44
Originally posted by zeitghost

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

With a touch of garlic....

Lovely....

Well she is the 'madame' of the village and very rich so.... mmm ....nah!
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gingerjedi replied

9 July 2007, 11:36
Originally posted by Troll

was she shaggable?

Only If you like 65 year old fat frogs
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Chugnut replied

9 July 2007, 11:35
Originally posted by zeitghost

You can never be too careful....

Remember the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch....

I do, but The Master told us not to speak of it!

Pray he's not listening.
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Chugnut replied

9 July 2007, 11:26
Originally posted by zeitghost

Yeah.

A 458 Winchester Mag really makes a mess of a rabbit.

I'm sure.

However, on this planet Zeity, our rabbits are not six feet tall so an air rifle is sufficient.
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Troll replied

9 July 2007, 10:45
Originally posted by gingerjedi

The French mother of the bride was a little shocked at how we managed to drink the entire weekends beer supply on the first night t!

was she shaggable?
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Chugnut replied

9 July 2007, 10:38
Originally posted by Chugnut

Tonight - Take-away of some description, beer, shooting rabbits
Saturday - Going to Cambridge to see in-laws
Sunday - Coming back from Cambridge, bit of DIY probably, shooting more rabbits

Sniped 2 rabbits. Heh heh.

Get off my beech hedge you feckers.
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gingerjedi replied

9 July 2007, 10:12
A wedding in Busancais France, I feel fatter and sunburnt but more relaxed... they know how to eat, drink and relax over there.

The French mother of the bride was a little shocked at how we managed to drink the entire weekends beer supply on the first night so I am glad to report we are still No.1 in that department!
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Ollie replied

9 July 2007, 10:04
I ended up Jousting in Burry Port near Llanelli!!!
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Troll replied

9 July 2007, 07:06
Didn't go and watch lycra clad chappies hurtle round the town centre on bikes
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Cowboy Bob replied

9 July 2007, 06:53
Survived Stevenage. Didn't need my stab-proof vest. The old town is actually quite nice. New town is a sh!tehole though...

Oh and Spurs (actually their reserves plus Robbie Keane and Darren Bent) won 3-1. Premiership fans, keep an eye out for the 17 year old Adel Taarabt. He's going to be a star.

Last edited by Cowboy Bob; 9 July 2007, 06:57.
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cojak replied

9 July 2007, 06:04
Camping and diving weekend

in Teignmouth.

And got slightly sunburnt.

The sea was calm and the fish and chips were delicious.
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Troll replied

8 July 2007, 14:08
Originally posted by darmstadt

Drove to Munich and gor drunk then drove to Darmstadt and got more drunk. Now driving to Stuttgart to work.

Brits (?) on tour
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darmstadt replied

8 July 2007, 14:07
Drove to Munich and gor drunk then drove to Darmstadt and got more drunk. Now driving to Stuttgart to work.
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Troll replied

7 July 2007, 23:20
OK.. how many wheels does it have?
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Troll replied

7 July 2007, 23:04
Was the question too difficult?
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