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Previously on "Can we only trust recruitment consultants?"

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Lucy
    Why does he always pick annoying pictures
    DOH!!
    Self-evident alarms ringing off the wall!!

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  • Lucy
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    I wish sas would get a new av. Why does he always pick annoying pictures. Find something nice sas.

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  • Gibbon
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    You lot can be trusted ..... to look after yourselves as that's all you believe in, so you're hardly likely to blow yourself up.

    Actually I'm surprised you've missed the boat on the next big thing --

    virgin recruitment.

    Sasguru and el-deluded could be your first contractors

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  • Let-Me-In
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent
    I bet that did not stop you from going for sloppy seconds
    Nah, the queue was too long and I had a bus to catch!!!

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by Let-Me-In
    I could have been your dad.....but the dog beat me up the stairs!!!!
    I bet that did not stop you from going for sloppy seconds

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  • Let-Me-In
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent
    Our mums love us though, and so would our fathers if they only knew we existed


    I could have been your dad.....but the dog beat me up the stairs!!!!

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent
    Our mums love us though, and so would our fathers if they only knew we existed

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy
    Apparently they have started to use Rec Cons instead of rats for laboratory experimentation. They are not as intelligent as the rats, but the research scientists don't become so attached to them!
    Our mums love us though, and so would our fathers if they only knew we existed

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy
    Apparently they have started to use Rec Cons instead of rats for laboratory experimentation. They are not as intelligent as the rats, but the research scientists don't become so attached to them!

    Plus there are some things rats won't do

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  • Let-Me-In
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy
    Apparently they have started to use Rec Cons instead of rats for laboratory experimentation. They are not as intelligent as the rats, but the research scientists don't become so attached to them!

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy
    Apparently they have started to use Rec Cons instead of rats for laboratory experimentation. They are not as intelligent as the rats, but the research scientists don't become so attached to them!
    Plus causing them pain doesn't feel so bad.

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  • VectraMan
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    I suppose when it comes to evil, at least recruitment consultants are upfront about it.

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by Let-Me-In
    Squeaky clean? I almost fell off my bl**dy chair!!!

    I put you lot up there with lawyers and estate agents!!!!!
    At least we are going "up"

    But lawyers? even we do not stoop to flashing on trains and lying through our teeth to keep terrorists in Britain.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Let-Me-In
    I put you lot up there with lawyers and estate agents!!!!!
    Apparently they have started to use Rec Cons instead of rats for laboratory experimentation. They are not as intelligent as the rats, but the research scientists don't become so attached to them!

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  • Let-Me-In
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent
    With NHS doctors blowing away half of London and Scotland, with lawyers and judges revealing their genitals to all and sundry in public places, with heads of large UK public companies sticking their dicks into all and sundry, with IT contractors involved in the dark arts of cyber crime, who can we look to in society to trust anymore?

    Dont worry folks it is us lot, squeaky clean(ish) recruitment consultants who continue to defy the critics by never appearing in the press as culprits of dodgy activity

    trust us, you know you can

    Squeaky clean? I almost fell off my bl**dy chair!!!

    I put you lot up there with lawyers and estate agents!!!!!

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