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Rantor replied

20 June 2007, 10:13
Originally posted by Burdock

I'm thinking of having a go today. If only I knew what it was and how to do it.

You'll need a large moist soapy sponge (folded over) and a toilet seat.

If you wish to continue longer use some raljex.
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Burdock replied

20 June 2007, 10:06
I'm thinking of having a go today. If only I knew what it was and how to do it.
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wobbegong replied

20 June 2007, 09:23
Originally posted by freakydancer

I did it yesterday evening.

I feel so ashamed.

Dirty? Used? Abused? I know, it's wonderful, isn't it?
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freakydancer replied

20 June 2007, 09:19
I did it yesterday evening.

I feel so ashamed.
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wobbegong replied

20 June 2007, 07:55
I have done (but I was young and foolish at the time).

But y'know, for the right price I could be tempted to do so again.
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angusglover replied

20 June 2007, 07:18
I can't, I won't and you can't make me....so there.....

Unless of course you are gonna show me some norks?????
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Xenophon replied

19 June 2007, 15:45
Originally posted by Ruprect

How you doin'? Are you as fit as your avatar?

Tell her you're a helicopter pilot. They love that.
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Ruprect replied

19 June 2007, 15:43
Originally posted by Geek_Bird

Well it doesn't take much!!

How you doin'? Are you as fit as your avatar?
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Xenophon replied

19 June 2007, 15:41
Originally posted by Burdock

Is anyone gonna tell me how to do it!?

Do what??
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Burdock replied

19 June 2007, 15:38
Is anyone gonna tell me how to do it!?
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threaded replied

19 June 2007, 15:28
Did someone say norks?
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DaveB replied

19 June 2007, 15:15
Originally posted by Geek_Bird

Hi SallyAnne. Nice to meet another sane woman on this forum.
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SallyAnne replied

19 June 2007, 15:11
Originally posted by andy

Hello geek boy in disguise

Oh such perfect timing
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SallyAnne replied

19 June 2007, 15:10
Originally posted by Geek_Bird

Hi SallyAnne. Nice to meet another sane woman on this forum.

Have they baited you about whether you're a real chick yet?
And has Churchill asked to see your norks?

They're all lovely, honest
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andy replied

19 June 2007, 15:09
Hello geek boy in disguise
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