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Previously on "One for all you truckers out there"

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by DaveB
    Wanking while eating spagh**ti
    That's the TitaniumMan!

    Imagine the DiamondGeezer!

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by angusglover
    What, wanking or eating spagh**ti???

    Wanking while eating spagh**ti

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  • angusglover
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    Originally posted by wendigo100
    The Ironman version is doing it on a motorbike at 100 mph.


    What, wanking or eating spagh**ti???

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by Geek_Bird
    And did you pass the challenge?
    The Ironman version is doing it on a motorbike at 100 mph.

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  • angusglover
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    Truckers...and they talk about dangerous road users...

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  • Geek_Bird
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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet
    I know that company. They are well known and the words "cowboy" and "outfit" ring true.

    You want to try having a wank while drinvg. Now there is a challenge.
    And did you pass the challenge?

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet
    You want to try having a wank while drinvg. Now there is a challenge.
    Sock, I thought you were supposed to disguise the word "w4nk", not "driving"?

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  • Sockpuppet
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    Originally posted by Clippy
    Sockpuppet - do they teach this manoeuvre at truck school?

    Click me
    I know that company. They are well known and the words "cowboy" and "outfit" ring true.

    You want to try having a wank while drinvg. Now there is a challenge.

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  • scooterscot
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    Last time I did that i was eating a banana and talking on the phone...

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  • threaded
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    Law of unintended consequences: the rules tell them when they're allowed to drive etc..

    Sad really.

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  • AtW
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    Don't give ideas to sock

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  • Clippy
    started a topic One for all you truckers out there

    One for all you truckers out there

    Sockpuppet - do they teach this manoeuvre at truck school?

    Click me

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