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Previously on "Life - what's it all about? Eh?"

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  • KentPhilip
    replied
    Originally posted by wobbegong
    Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '97... wear sunscreen.

    ...


    But trust me on the sunscreen.
    That was on the radio yesterday. Haven't heard it in years.

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  • Bagpuss
    replied
    Originally posted by TazMaN
    and they'll remember you and miss you when you're dead.
    Of what importance is that?

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  • ChimpMaster
    replied
    Have children. Lots of them.

    They'll be important to you while you're alive and they'll remember you and miss you when you're dead.

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  • alreadypacked
    replied
    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    What do you sell like Clippy?
    Maybe sell books on-line, about selling stuff on-line.

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  • Nicky G
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    Originally posted by freakydancer
    Drink, smoke, shag, take any drugs you want to if you enjoy them, listen to cool music, stay out late, go to loads of parties, don't worry about work, support a tulip football team, dance like a lunatic and be nice to your mum and sisters.

    When your time is up, at least you can say you had a good time.
    TED

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  • SallyAnne
    replied
    Originally posted by Clippy
    Nope, online venture - it's the future of retailing, dontcha know (apparently).

    What do you sell like Clippy?

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  • Clippy
    replied
    Originally posted by andy
    what plan B ? Opening a Ann Summers franchise ?
    Nope, online venture - it's the future of retailing, dontcha know (apparently).

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  • andy
    replied
    Originally posted by Clippy
    Ahem, I can help you here (Plan B).
    what plan B ? Opening a Ann Summers franchise ?

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  • Clippy
    replied
    Originally posted by Maxamus
    SA

    I think you shoudl get yourself down to the sex shop and get some stimulating toys. If that doesnt work then ring me
    Ahem, I can help you here (Plan B).

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  • where did my id go?
    replied
    Have you got room for a flotation tank? what are the running costs.

    Soma

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  • Chugnut
    replied
    Originally posted by freakydancer
    Exactly - he was a washed up shell of his former self because he wanted more.
    I see.

    Because it looks like he's eaten Grange Hill, PlaySchool, and Degrassi Junior High since...

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by Euro-commuter
    That stuff that's hassling you:

    1. how important will it seem to anybody after you really are dead?
    2. So how important is it really, now?
    In 100 years, who will care?

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  • Euro-commuter
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    I'm feeling really hassled by loads of things at the minute...and it struck me before that the only time I'm truly at peace with myself at the minute is when I'm lying down in total quiet not being bothered by anyone....basically, simulating death!

    What's that about eh?

    It's a funny old world...
    That stuff that's hassling you:

    1. how important will it seem to anybody after you really are dead?
    2. So how important is it really, now?

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  • freakydancer
    replied
    Originally posted by Chugnut
    He turned into a tub of lard?
    Exactly - he was a washed up shell of his former self because he wanted more.

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  • Chugnut
    replied
    Originally posted by freakydancer
    To any impressionable minds on here.

    Just Say No.

    Look what happened to Zammo.
    He turned into a tub of lard?

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