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[Troll]

http://www.aishwaryaworld.com/

-- Definately no pale pencil c*cks allowed --

Wasn't it durex who had to supply a XS range of condoms to cater for the Indian/Asian market?

[Burdock]

http://www.aishwaryaworld.com/

-- Definately no pale pencil c*cks allowed --

Cant access that link, so I looked elsewhere: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0706787/

In the words of Freaky D: "I like that. I like that a lot".

[andy]

I like her
http://www.vidyabalan.net

[King Cnvt]

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Yep, gold plated fanny.

[rootsnall]

yeah, I'll never forget the time when he pecked Parkinson, live on national TV.

Poor Rod Hull didn't know which way to look.

I've saved it on my DVD recorder from one of those C4 100 funniest TV moments programs, a belly laugh every time, the look on pompous Parkinson's face is priceless. The other one I've always wanted to see again is when Trevor McDonald went on Tiswas and they'd promised him the phantom flan flinger wouldn't get him.

[ChimpMaster]

Can you ask them for some names to look for?! I'm keen to develop my interest in Bollywood babe...I mean movies...

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-- Definately no pale pencil c*cks allowed --

[Burdock]

Emotionally and/or Mentally Unhinged

yeah, I'll never forget the time when he pecked Parkinson, live on national TV.

Poor Rod Hull didn't know which way to look.

[Kyajae]

Whereas you are a common, or garden, cretin.

Morning Maggot, you're surprisingly out of bed quite early today.

[sasguru]

Emotionally and/or Mentally Unhinged

Normally applies to memebers of the PC collective, bleaters, hand-wringers, do-gooders and all the other pinko-liberal w@ankers who think they can dictate to the rest of us what to think and say and how to think and say it. They tend to try and score points by accusing someone of being an
'-ist' or being guilty of an '-ism' simply by some warped sense of logic they feel should apply to everyone else.

Also commonly known as the 'Right to be Pious' Brigade.

Whereas you are a common, or garden, cretin.
Ah the irony.

[Kyajae]

what does EMU stand for?!

Emotionally and/or Mentally Unhinged

Normally applies to memebers of the PC collective, bleaters, hand-wringers, do-gooders and all the other pinko-liberal w@ankers who think they can dictate to the rest of us what to think and say and how to think and say it. They tend to try and score points by accusing someone of being an
'-ist' or being guilty of an '-ism' simply by some warped sense of logic they feel should apply to everyone else.

Also commonly known as the 'Right to be Pious' Brigade.

[Troll]

The Indian lads I'm working worth aren't too impressed with Shilpa, she's an old bag by their Bollywood standards.

yeah but they've all got little dicks anyway ....nowt wrong with a mature lady

[Burdock]

The Indian lads I'm working worth aren't too impressed with Shilpa, she's an old bag by their Bollywood standards.

Can you ask them for some names to look for?! I'm keen to develop my interest in Bollywood babe...I mean movies...

[rootsnall]

fair point, Shilpa has been acting like she's on a royal visit! she's dead posh too (I never watched BB). I imagine if you presented your 'lad' to her on a velvet cushion, and bowed to your toes, she may deign to accept a 'northern offering'.

The Indian lads I'm working worth aren't too impressed with Shilpa, she's an old bag by their Bollywood standards.

[Troll]

dunno about the ones oop North but I'm having trouble keeping my hands off some down in t'sarf. They act like women used to do (demure) and seem to enjoy flirty behaviour...

[Kyajae]

fair point, Shilpa has been acting like she's on a royal visit! she's dead posh too (I never watched BB). I imagine if you presented your 'lad' to her on a velvet cushion, and bowed to your toes, she may deign to accept a 'northern offering'.

The only reason she pulls blokes of her own creed is the potential size of the bride-dowry. How feckin' archaic is that practice?

Can you imagine it in traditional British weddings? Er, I'll only marry your daughter if the wedge is big enough? FFS!