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  • BoredBloke
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    "and served with Fido."

    Is that like an Asbo?

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by MrsGoof
    one piece of advice.

    Do NOT EVER get in a car with a KOREAN driving, unless you want to be a crash test dummy !
    Yup, I second that, having had a contract at Acer near Hamburg a few years back. Some of the Koreans there pranged their cars as regular as clockwork. It's a wonder any leasing company would deal with them at all.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Clippy
    As President of Korea, I declare all Pimp organisations illegal and will see you are all beheaded and served with Fido.

    I will see you at dinner!
    Is that North or South Kolea?

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  • Clippy
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    As President of Korea, I declare all Pimp organisations illegal and will see you are all beheaded and served with Fido.

    I will see you at dinner!

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Churchill
    ricence -

    Hope rat herps!
    You are a lacist.

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  • freakydancer
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    I will see you all in court. Soliciting Koreans needs a licence.

    Fuk Yu
    President, Korean Association of Pimps.
    As President of the Korean Pimp Association (the original and best) I find your organisation mirrors mine and therefore have issued a writ against you.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    I will see you all in court. Soliciting Koreans needs a licence.

    Fuk Yu
    President, Korean Association of Pimps.

    ricence -

    Hope rat herps!

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  • Moose423956
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    Oh my God. How did an innocent question about a potential employer end up in a discussion of Korean driving habits? This is a surreal forum!

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  • sasguru
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    I will see you all in court. Soliciting Koreans needs a licence.

    Fuk Yu
    President, Korean Association of Pimps.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Clippy
    As a Korean solicitor I will see you both in court.
    You solicit Koreans? I will see you in court.

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by freakydancer
    I'll be seeing you in court aswell
    As a Korean solicitor I will see you both in court.

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by MrsGoof
    Damn
    clearly a good one, there is always 1 to disprove the rule
    Oh, and Jeremy Clarkson calls it "Doncaster parking", the habit of some drivers to go up the kerb onto the pavement and then drop down when parking, buggers up your tracking. Everyone, even the buses calling at stops, do that in Korea. Except of course where the kerb is too high, in which case they just end up parked on the pavement sat on the now folded under wheel. So, never walk on the outside of the pavement unless you are facing the traffic, and still be ready to duck into a shop front.

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  • MrsGoof
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    Originally posted by threaded
    Remember the white lines are lanes too!

    If there is a pavement: use it! A U-turn via handbrake is much quicker than a three point turn.

    threaded in "and that was just the bus ride from the airport" mode.
    Damn
    clearly a good one, there is always 1 to disprove the rule

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  • freakydancer
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    Originally posted by Old Greg
    Unless he kills himself in a car crash first.
    I'll be seeing you in court aswell

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by MrsGoof
    one piece of advice.

    Do NOT EVER get in a car with a KOREAN driving, unless you want to be a crash test dummy !
    Remember the white lines are lanes too!

    If there is a pavement: use it! A U-turn via handbrake is much quicker than a three point turn.

    threaded in "and that was just the bus ride from the airport" mode.

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