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Previously on "How do you keep an idiot in suspense?"

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  • King Cnvt
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    For all of you who patiently waited on how to find out how to keep an idiot in suspense, here's the answer.

    http://undercons.misk.com/

    HTH

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by wobbegong
    No, just loud, and generally foul.
    Mmmm, I like chicken.

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  • ChimpMaster
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    Is it tomorrow yet?

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by swissmike
    It will be today tomorrow too
    But today will be yesterday.

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  • swissmike
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    Originally posted by andy
    He said tomorrow
    Its today
    It will be today tomorrow too

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    The original bearded lady?
    No, just loud, and generally foul.

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  • Old Greg
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    Ah - now I think I get the original joke. Not telling the rest of you, though.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by TazMaN
    He could have been done for sexual harassment, seeing as this was a boy on girl crime.
    There isn't a court in the land that would buy that one, once they saw her!

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  • ChimpMaster
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    Originally posted by wobbegong
    Many years ago a friend of mine decided to wind up a female colleague by singing "I know a song that'll really get on your nerves" just audibly, for about 5 minutes, over and over, until she finally snapped and blurted out "well tell us it, then!"
    He could have been done for sexual harassment, seeing as this was a boy on girl crime.

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  • wobbegong
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    Many years ago a friend of mine decided to wind up a female colleague by singing "I know a song that'll really get on your nerves" just audibly, for about 5 minutes, over and over, until she finally snapped and blurted out "well tell us it, then!"

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  • andy
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    Originally posted by TazMaN
    OK so tell us now.
    He said tomorrow
    Its today

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  • ChimpMaster
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    Originally posted by King Cnvt
    I'll tell you tomorrow.

    Stay tuned.
    OK so tell us now.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by King Cnvt
    I'll tell you tomorrow.

    Stay tuned.

    Well? WELL? TELL US!!!!!

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Kyajae
    I once made SallyAnne laugh on a monday. I told her a joke on the previous Thursday.

    <waiting for slap from SallyAnne>



    as requested, you dirty spank lover

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by TheRightStuff
    I don't get it
    Yeah - tell us now.

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