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DodgyAgent replied

18 May 2007, 10:28
Originally posted by SallyAnne

nah, I think he is a contractor

Oh no, I'm turning into Ardesco - I'll be claiming the US government was responsible for 9/11 in a minute!!

I've been outed AGAIN
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DodgyAgent replied

18 May 2007, 10:28
Originally posted by TazMaN

It could be DodgyAgent, seeing as he's called DodgyAgent and purports to being a dodgy agent and is always talking about dodgy agent type things.

damn I've been outed
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SallyAnne replied

18 May 2007, 10:02
Originally posted by TazMaN

It could be DodgyAgent, seeing as he's called DodgyAgent and purports to being a dodgy agent and is always talking about dodgy agent type things.

nah, I think he is a contractor

Oh no, I'm turning into Ardesco - I'll be claiming the US government was responsible for 9/11 in a minute!!
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ChimpMaster replied

18 May 2007, 10:00
Originally posted by SallyAnne

I'm fairly convinced one of the lads on here is an agent, as he's always tapping me up for job leads under the "I'm a newbie" premise.

I'm always amazed at the extend to which they'll go...quite admirable really, in an "i hate them" sort of way.

It could be DodgyAgent, seeing as he's called DodgyAgent and purports to being a dodgy agent and is always talking about dodgy agent type things.
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SallyAnne replied

18 May 2007, 09:29
Originally posted by boredsenseless

sure am

Oh

Is there anything you'd like to talk about today to cheer you up and restore your faith a bit?
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boredsenseless replied

18 May 2007, 09:25
Originally posted by SallyAnne

are you boredsenseless with it all?

sure am
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Francko replied

18 May 2007, 09:05
Originally posted by threaded

Can I steal that for my blog?

Sure, glad to be an inspiration for Threaded.
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SallyAnne replied

18 May 2007, 08:29
Originally posted by boredsenseless

can we get the mods to include phrases like this on a filter. I'm so sick of the constant 'name and shame' quotes, its one of the reasons people leave here

are you boredsenseless with it all?
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boredsenseless replied

18 May 2007, 08:25
Originally posted by Kyajae

Name the agency please

can we get the mods to include phrases like this on a filter. I'm so sick of the constant 'name and shame' quotes, its one of the reasons people leave here
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threaded replied

18 May 2007, 08:22
Originally posted by Francko

Master Kangan pointed to the mountain and said to Threadi: "You speak of mind over matter -- then let's see you move Miss Pie"

Wordlessly the young disciple ate the pie.

The Master smiled as Threadi slapped him up the side of the head. "You had to use your hands."

Silently Threadi closed his mouth.

Can I steal that for my blog?
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n5gooner replied

18 May 2007, 08:21
Originally posted by Francko

Master Kangan pointed to the mountain and said to Threadi: "You speak of mind over matter -- then let's see you move Miss Pie"

Wordlessly the young disciple ate the pie.

The Master smiled as Threadi slapped him up the side of the head. "You had to use your hands."

Silently Threadi closed his mouth.
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Francko replied

18 May 2007, 08:18
Originally posted by threaded

Master Kangan pointed to the mountain and said to Daichi: "You speak of mind over matter -- then let's see you move Mt. Fuji."

Wordlessly the young disciple pulled the shoji screen across their view.

The Master smiled as Daichi slapped him up the side of the head. "You had to use your hands."

Silently Daichi closed his eyes.

Master Kangan pointed to the mountain and said to Threadi: "You speak of mind over matter -- then let's see you move Miss Pie"

Wordlessly the young disciple ate the pie.

The Master smiled as Threadi slapped him up the side of the head. "You had to use your hands."

Silently Threadi closed his mouth.
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SallyAnne replied

18 May 2007, 08:15
Originally posted by XTC

I start a new gig on monday after I got the job pimp phones me asking me to email him all the technical questions I was asked in the interview.

You're kidding?! And did you? I wnder what he would have used them for...getting the cheapest person the job no doubt.

I'm fairly convinced one of the lads on here is an agent, as he's always tapping me up for job leads under the "I'm a newbie" premise.

I'm always amazed at the extend to which they'll go...quite admirable really, in an "i hate them" sort of way.
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wendigo100 replied

18 May 2007, 07:52
Originally posted by threaded

Silently Daichi closed his eyes.

Is it possible to noisily close your eyes?
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threaded replied

18 May 2007, 07:35
Originally posted by HankWangford

mail him the infamous question "how do you move Mt Fuji"

Master Kangan pointed to the mountain and said to Daichi: "You speak of mind over matter -- then let's see you move Mt. Fuji."

Wordlessly the young disciple pulled the shoji screen across their view.

The Master smiled as Daichi slapped him up the side of the head. "You had to use your hands."

Silently Daichi closed his eyes.
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