This reminds me of the joke (on the TV show 'The Comedians') about Walt the Cowboy who fell on his branding iron and got a 'W' imprinted on each of the cheeks of his ass.
He went to the Docs to show him the damage.
"WoW"
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Apparently in Denmark it is illegal to tattoo your face, excepting Greenlanders. Now most tattoos look like yuck, but I saw one Greenlander girl with a tattoed face and she looked really primal, dead sexy. Yet wonder what she'll look like in ten or twenty years...
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Originally posted by Dundeegeorgean invitation to a symposium on chavvery, but rather that you would like me to meet your pitbull?
So wot ta22 u got, innit?
Tatooing is not a chav thing, it is self expression based on ancient forms of body adornment. Just because Chardonnay has arse antlers it does not make all tats chav.
BTW using text speak is also extrememly chav.
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBlokeJust carry on screaming.
BTW, SA has a tattoo of me on her left buttock.
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Originally posted by DundeegeorgeSo wot ta22 u got, innit?
I'd have Audrey Tautou though.
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Originally posted by ClippyYour avatar creeps me out every time I look at it!
Reminds me of Ann Widdecombe!
BTW, SA has a tattoo of me on her left buttock.
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I'll assume that's not
an invitation to a symposium on chavvery, but rather that you would like me to meet your pitbull?
So wot ta22 u got, innit?
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Originally posted by DundeegeorgeTattoo = chav.
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So who's got a tattoo
of their pitbull? Or their baseball cap?
Tattoo = chav.
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBlokeYeah, I have.
Reminds me of Ann Widdecombe!
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I have tattoos of all the CUK members on my body, there is a problem with the animated ones because there are limited places on the body for them. The other problem is when people change avatars. That means plastic surgery.
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Depends what it was really. I have a few tattoo's and they were just of things that I had seen and liked.
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To elucidate further, someone wanted a photo taken of a tattoo upon their person, to use as an avatar. It got me thinking - would anyone want the reverse done?
Never been inked myself, but would consider it if I could easily get it reversed.
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