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They are cheese and onion flavour - so in the dark she cant tell if you have one on
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Yes, that's why threaded LOL!Originally posted by mcquiggdWhoa she is a bad advert for Danish women in the looks department:
http://kongehuset.dk/publish.php?dogtag=k_en_fam_el
Ssshh! She is threaded's bit on the side, don't you know!However, another member of their royal family is.. rather fetching:
http://www.kronprinsparret.dk/63000c/GSID/6932022
http://www.kronprinsparret.dk/ac000c
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Whoa she is a bad advert for Danish women in the looks department:
http://kongehuset.dk/publish.php?dogtag=k_en_fam_el
However, another member of their royal family is.. rather fetching:
http://www.kronprinsparret.dk/63000c/GSID/6932022
http://www.kronprinsparret.dk/ac000c
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The purchaser is entered into a prize draw to spend a night with Her Highness Princess Elisabeth of Denmark.Originally posted by threadedWas at the checkout of a local shop and amongst the usual small bags of sweets and newspapers was a box of condoms. The advertisement on the box was "3 Condoms + Surprise".
It made me LOL, and just knew the congregation gathered here today would maybe enjoy guessing at what the "Surprise" could ever be.
So off you go, and as an additional challenge: try to keep your comments sweet enough for General...
And the condoms are her favourite flavour.
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Was the suprise based around kinder egg toys to help you lure your prey, I mean lover.
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glow in the dark lubeOriginally posted by threadedWas at the checkout of a local shop and amongst the usual small bags of sweets and newspapers was a box of condoms. The advertisement on the box was "3 Condoms + Surprise".
It made me LOL, and just knew the congregation gathered here today would maybe enjoy guessing at what the "Surprise" could ever be.
So off you go, and as an additional challenge: try to keep your comments sweet enough for General...
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3 Condoms + Surprise
Was at the checkout of a local shop and amongst the usual small bags of sweets and newspapers was a box of condoms. The advertisement on the box was "3 Condoms + Surprise".
It made me LOL, and just knew the congregation gathered here today would maybe enjoy guessing at what the "Surprise" could ever be.
So off you go, and as an additional challenge: try to keep your comments sweet enough for General...
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