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Previously on "3 Condoms + Surprise"

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  • Swiss Tony
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    Suprise: Made in China, they don't fit!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    They are cheese and onion flavour - so in the dark she cant tell if you have one on







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  • Burdock
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    a jack-in-the box pops out of the packet

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  • Epiphone
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    They have a small pr1ck in them. Badum-tish!

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by mcquiggd
    Whoa she is a bad advert for Danish women in the looks department:

    http://kongehuset.dk/publish.php?dogtag=k_en_fam_el
    Yes, that's why threaded LOL!
    However, another member of their royal family is.. rather fetching:

    http://www.kronprinsparret.dk/63000c/GSID/6932022

    http://www.kronprinsparret.dk/ac000c
    Ssshh! She is threaded's bit on the side, don't you know!

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  • mcquiggd
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    Whoa she is a bad advert for Danish women in the looks department:

    http://kongehuset.dk/publish.php?dogtag=k_en_fam_el


    However, another member of their royal family is.. rather fetching:

    http://www.kronprinsparret.dk/63000c/GSID/6932022

    http://www.kronprinsparret.dk/ac000c

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by threaded
    Was at the checkout of a local shop and amongst the usual small bags of sweets and newspapers was a box of condoms. The advertisement on the box was "3 Condoms + Surprise".

    It made me LOL, and just knew the congregation gathered here today would maybe enjoy guessing at what the "Surprise" could ever be.

    So off you go, and as an additional challenge: try to keep your comments sweet enough for General...
    The purchaser is entered into a prize draw to spend a night with Her Highness Princess Elisabeth of Denmark.

    And the condoms are her favourite flavour.

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  • vetran
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    On one of them the lube was chilli based?

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  • Toad
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    There was a hole in one of them.

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  • Sockpuppet
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    Was the suprise based around kinder egg toys to help you lure your prey, I mean lover.

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  • HankWangford
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    Originally posted by threaded
    Was at the checkout of a local shop and amongst the usual small bags of sweets and newspapers was a box of condoms. The advertisement on the box was "3 Condoms + Surprise".

    It made me LOL, and just knew the congregation gathered here today would maybe enjoy guessing at what the "Surprise" could ever be.

    So off you go, and as an additional challenge: try to keep your comments sweet enough for General...
    glow in the dark lube

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  • threaded
    started a topic 3 Condoms + Surprise

    3 Condoms + Surprise

    Was at the checkout of a local shop and amongst the usual small bags of sweets and newspapers was a box of condoms. The advertisement on the box was "3 Condoms + Surprise".

    It made me LOL, and just knew the congregation gathered here today would maybe enjoy guessing at what the "Surprise" could ever be.

    So off you go, and as an additional challenge: try to keep your comments sweet enough for General...

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