3 Condoms + Surprise

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Swiss Tony replied

14 May 2007, 10:37
Suprise: Made in China, they don't fit!
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EternalOptimist replied

14 May 2007, 10:35
They are cheese and onion flavour - so in the dark she cant tell if you have one on
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Burdock replied

14 May 2007, 09:51
a jack-in-the box pops out of the packet
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Epiphone replied

14 May 2007, 09:42
They have a small pr1ck in them. Badum-tish!
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wendigo100 replied

14 May 2007, 06:49
Originally posted by mcquiggd

Whoa she is a bad advert for Danish women in the looks department:

http://kongehuset.dk/publish.php?dogtag=k_en_fam_el

Yes, that's why threaded LOL!

However, another member of their royal family is.. rather fetching:

http://www.kronprinsparret.dk/63000c/GSID/6932022

http://www.kronprinsparret.dk/ac000c

Ssshh! She is threaded's bit on the side, don't you know!
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mcquiggd replied

14 May 2007, 06:38
Whoa she is a bad advert for Danish women in the looks department:

http://kongehuset.dk/publish.php?dogtag=k_en_fam_el

However, another member of their royal family is.. rather fetching:

http://www.kronprinsparret.dk/63000c/GSID/6932022

http://www.kronprinsparret.dk/ac000c
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wendigo100 replied

14 May 2007, 06:26
Originally posted by threaded

Was at the checkout of a local shop and amongst the usual small bags of sweets and newspapers was a box of condoms. The advertisement on the box was "3 Condoms + Surprise".

It made me LOL, and just knew the congregation gathered here today would maybe enjoy guessing at what the "Surprise" could ever be.

So off you go, and as an additional challenge: try to keep your comments sweet enough for General...

The purchaser is entered into a prize draw to spend a night with Her Highness Princess Elisabeth of Denmark.

And the condoms are her favourite flavour.
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vetran replied

13 May 2007, 21:42
On one of them the lube was chilli based?
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Toad replied

13 May 2007, 18:11
There was a hole in one of them.
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Sockpuppet replied

13 May 2007, 17:54
Was the suprise based around kinder egg toys to help you lure your prey, I mean lover.
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HankWangford replied

13 May 2007, 16:55
Originally posted by threaded

Was at the checkout of a local shop and amongst the usual small bags of sweets and newspapers was a box of condoms. The advertisement on the box was "3 Condoms + Surprise".

It made me LOL, and just knew the congregation gathered here today would maybe enjoy guessing at what the "Surprise" could ever be.

So off you go, and as an additional challenge: try to keep your comments sweet enough for General...

glow in the dark lube
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threaded started a topic 3 Condoms + Surprise

13 May 2007, 16:44
3 Condoms + Surprise

Was at the checkout of a local shop and amongst the usual small bags of sweets and newspapers was a box of condoms. The advertisement on the box was "3 Condoms + Surprise".

It made me LOL, and just knew the congregation gathered here today would maybe enjoy guessing at what the "Surprise" could ever be.

So off you go, and as an additional challenge: try to keep your comments sweet enough for General...
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