Reply to: Wedding!!!

[cojak]

Good Luck Darlin...

[theemeestroo]

I'd not waste my p*ss on that river

You saving it for a kids bonfire??

[Bagpuss]

Why?

The old 'what has she got that I haven't?'

[SallyAnne]

I'd not waste my p*ss on that river

I'm sure the river is deeply upset by that

[Captain Lockheed]

Just watch out for that fog on the ..... Tyne!!
Will ruin the photos!!
Unless you are going a bit further north to one of them swanky places on the Coquet? Or maybe the river Blyth??

Seriously though, just make sure you spend your time with each other. Don't be stressing about cakes, seating plans or any of that rubbish on the day. That is what best men and bridesmaids are for. You (hopefully) only do it once and it is one day. You will have a great time.

Any good file share sites?

I'd not waste my p*ss on that river

[SallyAnne]

That's why paired up blokes get more opportunities than single guys

Why?

[Bagpuss]

very probably!

That's why paired up blokes get more opportunities than single guys

[SallyAnne]

p.s. lousy contractor I am not knowing champagne bottle sizes correctly

yeah you really need to start trying a bit harder Burdock!

[SallyAnne]

Isn't that how women work i.e. they don't like competition

very probably!

[Burdock]

Plus, it's a hen weekend - there are always dares, which in geordieland can mean doing more than southern lasses would do on a 1 year anniversary

uh-huhh, I hear ya, I hear ya

I always think a jeroboam or balthezaar(?!) of champagne is a good idea on these occasions.

p.s. lousy contractor I am not knowing champagne bottle sizes correctly

[Bagpuss]

All of my mates are stunning - seriously, I dont know why I attract beautiful ladies, but I do.

Isn't that how women work i.e. they don't like competition

[SallyAnne]

now you're talking!!!

many single mates Sal? er, nice ladies?!?! <cough>

All of my mates are stunning - seriously, I dont know why I attract beautiful ladies, but I do.

Most are attached...but the champagne I'll be hoying down their necks will sever those ties I would have thought

Plus, it's a hen weekend - there are always dares, which in geordieland can mean doing more than southern lasses would do on a 1 year anniversary

I really dont know why I'm so proud of that

[Burdock]

...will all be scoffed by me on the wedding night of course!!

However...I will be having my hen weekend in London, so you'll all be invited to the Friday night leg of that, where I'l expect you all to tap off my all my mates

now you're talking!!!

many single mates Sal? er, nice ladies?!?! <cough>

[SallyAnne]

and the cake?

...will all be scoffed by me on the wedding night of course!!

However...I will be having my hen weekend in London, so you'll all be invited to the Friday night leg of that, where I'l expect you all to tap off my all my mates

[Burdock]

Of course yous aren't invited!!

and the cake?