Reply to: A second sun?

[scooterscot]

Life not danger, not even of a heart attack every day a fresh box of fruit is delivered to each office for the staff to help themselves to. The last place I was at charged me 70p for a banana that had seen better days.

I'm yet to seen a oversized Norwegian, they all seem so exercise obsessed its scary.

[hattra]

Moose can get quite big. Is it dangerous?

Only if it's Danger Moose

I'll get my coat

[wendigo100]

Scoot! Scoot! Are you still there?

[scooterscot]

[wendigo100]

so far today I’ve had moose, and 5 or 6 guys in camouflage carrying rather large firearms…

Watch out - they might be soldiers loyal to Edward II who have been hiding in the forests for 700 years and don't know the war is over!

[scooterscot]

Moose can get quite big. Is it dangerous?

Nah just curious I suspect, he’s long gone now probably back off into the hills.

Reading in the aftenposten why mirrors have been installed on the roadside because the moose stray onto the roads you see, apparently their reflection frightens them – I know how they feel.

My last contract I was looking out at a carpark with the gentle hum of the M27 in the background, so far today I’ve had moose, and 5 or 6 guys in camouflage carrying rather large firearms…

[wendigo100]

moose wendigo not mouse, I think it is a baby one... it's trying to eat someones wing mirror

Moose can get quite big. Is it dangerous?

[scooterscot]

Offer it some cheese.

moose wendigo not mouse, I think it is a baby one... it's trying to eat someones wing mirror

[wendigo100]

But as you approach the speed of light relativity becomes less of an issue…

Hmm there is a moose outside my window, should I offer it some of my sandwich?

Offer it some cheese.

[scooterscot]

It's all relative...

But as you approach the speed of light relativity becomes less of an issue…

Hmm there is a moose outside my window, should I offer it some of my sandwich?

[DaveB]

From Mort, by Terry Pratchett.

"The only things known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy,
according to the philosopher Ly Tin Weedle. He reasoned like this: you
can't have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap
between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to
the heir *instantaneously*. Presumably, he said, there must be some
elementary particles -- kingons, or possibly queons -- that do this job,
but of course succession sometimes fails if, in mid-flight, they strike an
anti-particle, or republicon. His ambitious plans to use his discovery to
send messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order to
modulate the signal, were never fully expanded because, at that point, the
bar closed."

[andy]

It's all relative...

you mean your alien relatives

[scooterscot]

By speed I mean the rate of movement...

[threaded]

Einstein said that the speed of light is the ultimate speed in the universe.

Depends what you mean by speed. Einstein was wrong in many respects, but got some interesting results, if for the wrong reasons. You'll catch on eventually.

[scooterscot]

Einstein said that the speed of light is the ultimate speed in the universe. I’ve often wondered what the speed of dark might be…