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I did'nt know that "getting your norks out" meant "make me a coffee" ?Originally posted by threadedChurchill, in proactive mode, has already asked Denny to do that. (i.e. Don't hold your breath.)
The things that we southerners still need to learn our friends from oop north
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Churchill, in proactive mode, has already asked Denny to do that. (i.e. Don't hold your breath.)Originally posted by DodgyAgentChurchill, I am the most talented delegator I know. Be a love and make me coffee please
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Churchill, I am the most talented delegator I know. Be a love and make me coffee pleaseOriginally posted by ChurchillYou, my dear boy have far too much time on your hands.
Shouldn't you be:- Manning the phones?
- Manning the secretaries?
- Both of the above?
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You, my dear boy have far too much time on your hands.Originally posted by DodgyAgentBy popular demand Arfur is back
Shouldn't you be:- Manning the phones?
- Manning the secretaries?
- Both of the above?
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Originally posted by zeitghostHe's not as bizarre as me...

No one is as bizarre as you Zeity
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist
ooh, now that hurt
Strange and bizarre isn't bad!!! It's quite endearing
I've always been quite a fan of the strange!
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Originally posted by SallyAnneYou're a strange, bizarre man aren't you?
ooh, now that hurt
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You're a strange, bizarre man aren't you?Originally posted by EternalOptimistDo you remember those weird pictures that became clear if you stared hard enough, plus the blanked out number plates on the telly.
If you squint it all becomes a lot clearer.
I will be in Bolton this weekend, I am going to go up to some of those birds in Burkhas and squint through the letterbox, just to see what I can see.

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Originally posted by SallyAnneAnd just how long have you been squinting for? have you gone blind yet?
Do you remember those weird pictures that became clear if you stared hard enough, plus the blanked out number plates on the telly.
If you squint it all becomes a lot clearer.
I will be in Bolton this weekend, I am going to go up to some of those birds in Burkhas and squint through the letterbox, just to see what I can see.
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And just how long have you been squinting for? have you gone blind yet?Originally posted by EternalOptimistIf you squint, it looks like andrew lloyd webber giving tim rice a bj

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If you squint, it looks like andrew lloyd webber giving tim rice a bj
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Looks like a camp version of Bob Hoskins. Hope he doesn't see it, he might send Razors round for a 'chat'.
I preferred the Arthur Daley one. Much more accurate and Minder was one of my favourite programmes when I was a lad.
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You are clearly also Gonzo and I claim my £5 finders fee or 5% of your margin.
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