Reply to: Smokers Nepotism

[BoredBloke]

"You should take up smoking. I smoke, and it makes me look cool."

I think you'll find that should be smoking AND drinking for ultimate cool points.

[sasguru]

I started smoking because i wanted to be like James Dean

Dead, like?

[Maxamus]

I started smoking because i wanted to be like James Dean

[Paddy]

Just buy a fake cigarette thingy and join the gang

I could bring in a Hubble Bubble pipe with apple blossom herbs to smoke.

[andy]

Just buy a fake cigarette thingy and join the gang

[DodgyAgent]

I have discovered that there is no future in my current project because I am not a smoker. The important work is discussed among the smokers at their fag breaks, and not at the meetings. I have even resorted to having virtual fag breaks to join in the discussions but the whole of the cigarette nepotism has got out of hand. Every permie manager is now a smoker. I have worked in other places with various cliques. One was a TA clique, another a football club clique, one IT department employed on Sri Lankan tamales and another Australians.

set fire to yourself as a protest

[SallyAnne]

Don't feel too hard done by. You have half of it!

Joke of the day - bravo

[kramer]

Let the smokers carry on killing themselves. More work for the rest of us then...

and higher taxes to fund the NHS!

[Flubster]

Let the smokers carry on killing themselves. More work for the rest of us then...

[shaunbhoy]

it must be great to have your wit.

Don't feel too hard done by. You have half of it!

[freakydancer]

I'd imagine shrouding yourself in smoke can only be a good thing. I have heard that when you enter a room, all heads turn. Along with most of the stomachs!

Laughing at your own jokes again eh? it must be great to have your wit.

[shaunbhoy]

You should take up smoking. I smoke, and it makes me look cool.

I'd imagine shrouding yourself in smoke can only be a good thing. I have heard that when you enter a room, all heads turn. Along with most of the stomachs!

[ChimpMaster]

The doctor told me to quit, I was/am getting chest pains.

[BoredBloke]

I once got a role because I smoked! I wouldn't get it now as I stopped 3 years ago.

[Troll]

I have discovered that there is no future in my current project because I am not a smoker. The important work is discussed among the smokers at their fag breaks, and not at the meetings. I have even resorted to having virtual fag breaks to join in the discussions but the whole of the cigarette nepotism has got out of hand. Every permie manager is now a smoker. I have worked in other places with various cliques. One was a TA clique, another a football club clique, one IT department employed on Sri Lankan tamales and another Australians.

Yup - all the real deals and strategy get discussed over a fag break - you must be so outside the loop