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Oh, and say that as not-for-profit organisation, we can limit our administration costs to 20% of turnover.Originally posted by hyperDTarget champagne socialists, tell them widget was made by poor little african children. Sell useles tat for a 1000% markup.
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Target champagne socialists, tell them widget was made by poor little african children. Sell useles tat for a 1000% markup.
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taken from a Dilbert cartoon.Originally posted by milanbeneslisten to your customer's feedback and give them the products they want
Milan.
Market Analyst: "Customer want better products for cheaper"
Director: "That's not possible. Let's just sell what we have and call it a strategy"
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So you are the one spamming everyone with penis enlargement emailsOriginally posted by KyajaeI tried that but I had to keep telling the customer that there is no product in existance that will extend his todger by at least 9 inches.
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What kind of "customers" do you have Kayjae!!Originally posted by KyajaeI tried that but I had to keep telling the customer that there is no product in existance that will extend his todger by at least 9 inches.
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Treat people with fairness and respect. If the c*nts wont buy yer stuff then **** em
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Originally posted by milanbeneslisten to your customer's feedback and give them the products they want
Milan.
I tried that but I had to keep telling the customer that there is no product in existance that will extend his todger by at least 9 inches.
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Top Tips for Plan B's
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