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Previously on "Top Tips for Plan B's"

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  • Lucifer Box
    replied
    Home-made organic Seville orange marmalade. It's the future.

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by hyperD
    Target champagne socialists, tell them widget was made by poor little african children. Sell useles tat for a 1000% markup.
    Oh, and say that as not-for-profit organisation, we can limit our administration costs to 20% of turnover.

    Ker-chinnnggg!

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  • hyperD
    replied
    Target champagne socialists, tell them widget was made by poor little african children. Sell useles tat for a 1000% markup.

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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by milanbenes
    listen to your customer's feedback and give them the products they want

    Milan.
    taken from a Dilbert cartoon.

    Market Analyst: "Customer want better products for cheaper"

    Director: "That's not possible. Let's just sell what we have and call it a strategy"

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  • andy
    replied
    Originally posted by Kyajae
    I tried that but I had to keep telling the customer that there is no product in existance that will extend his todger by at least 9 inches.
    So you are the one spamming everyone with penis enlargement emails

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  • ChimpMaster
    replied
    Originally posted by Kyajae
    I tried that but I had to keep telling the customer that there is no product in existance that will extend his todger by at least 9 inches.
    What kind of "customers" do you have Kayjae!!

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  • EternalOptimist
    replied
    Treat people with fairness and respect. If the c*nts wont buy yer stuff then **** em











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  • Troll
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    Minimise costs, eliminate the competition

    HTH

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  • andy
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    Buy for 1 pence and sell for £1
    sorted

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  • Kyajae
    replied
    Originally posted by milanbenes
    listen to your customer's feedback and give them the products they want

    Milan.

    I tried that but I had to keep telling the customer that there is no product in existance that will extend his todger by at least 9 inches.

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  • milanbenes
    started a topic Top Tips for Plan B's

    Top Tips for Plan B's

    listen to your customer's feedback and give them the products they want

    Milan.

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