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My initial thought on seeing the thread title was that the link was relating to this story:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/04...ouse_intruder/
I know which one I'd prefer in my house! Never seems to happen no matter how often I leave the door unlocked.
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What I cannot understand about these people who are so obese that they cannot do anything for themselves is, who the hell is feeding them? If I stay in bed all day in an alcoholic stupour will people keep bringing me Smirnoff? Worth a try.
PS I think folds in the thighs are a bit much even for my tastes.
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Originally posted by SallyAnneNo, it's geordie for arse wipe
That's what I like about you Sal, nothing too excessive!
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Originally posted by KyajaeIs that italian for nob?
No, it's geordie for arse wipe
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Is that italian for nob?Originally posted by SallyAnneWhat by calling you a nobba?
Nah, I would never be so immature
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Originally posted by KyajaeWe're always friends, Sal. Just a little light fun. Feel free to return the compliment
What by calling you a nobba?
Nah, I would never be so immature
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I thought people that size just wallow in their own excrement and pizza boxes rather than go to the bathroom?Originally posted by padinka
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Originally posted by KyajaeNah. If it was SA's cousin, they'd have to remove the whole bloody house
We're always friends, Sal. Just a little light fun. Feel free to return the compliment
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Originally posted by KyajaeNah. If it was SA's cousin, they'd have to remove the whole bloody house
We still not friends again today then I take it
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Nah. If it was SA's cousin, they'd have to remove the whole bloody houseOriginally posted by padinka
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