Murdering your agent

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interested replied

3 April 2007, 13:05
Some kind of tragic accident involving strangulation/asphyxiation/drowning with the weapon being the agent's wide tie and bucket of hair gel would be a good start.
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TheOmegaMan replied

3 April 2007, 13:00
Technically it is illegal, but the list of suspects is so long that a conviction is impractial.
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vetran replied

3 April 2007, 12:43
Pest control?
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SallyAnne replied

3 April 2007, 12:07
Originally posted by Burdock

Has anybody got any recommendations about how to go about this? Also, how do the courts view it?

I dont think it's illegal as such - probably just frowned upon.
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Burdock replied

3 April 2007, 09:15
Cheers Zeity!

Do you know any good lawyers who can help me out? All the links on the PCG site seem to be related to tax and insurance.
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threaded replied

3 April 2007, 09:07
Originally posted by mictech

How many school teachers work as contractors. I don't care how I spell things.

As lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer of any wrod is in the corerct psoiton you can sitll raed the cnoetxt.

Yet, you don't even manage to do that correctly...
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wendigo100 replied

3 April 2007, 09:04
Originally posted by mictech

How many school teacher work as contractors. I don't care how I spell things.

Could you rephrase that?
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mictech replied

3 April 2007, 08:48
How many school teacher work as contractors. I don't care how I spell things.

As lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer of any wrod is in the corerct psoiton you can sitll raed the cnoetxt.
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andy replied

3 April 2007, 08:32
could we switch off spellcheck on this site
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threaded replied

3 April 2007, 08:25
Originally posted by mictech

They can't put you in jail, they're full. A couple of hours community service, would sound a fair trade off.
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Diestl replied

3 April 2007, 08:15
Take him/her for a nice meal at dover cliffs. Put some CV's and cash near the edge...
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mictech replied

3 April 2007, 08:14
They can't put you in jail, there full. A couple hours community service, sound a fair trade off.
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Burdock started a topic Murdering your agent

3 April 2007, 08:11
Murdering your agent

Has anybody got any recommendations about how to go about this? Also, how do the courts view it?
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