Reply to: Make up

[EternalOptimist]

Round my way, if someone tells a porkie, we say

'you lie like a turd in a bucket'





HTH

[SallyAnne]

Yes, yes they do.

Therefore I'm right, and you're clearly wrong.

No, I think what you will find when you look closer is that infact I am right, and you are wrong.

HTH

[freakydancer]

No, no they dont.

Yes, yes they do.

Therefore I'm right, and you're clearly wrong.

[freakydancer]

Do you forget that we've all seen a photo of you?!

People in glass houses and all that...

Aye - don't seem to remember you calling me ugly aswell...far from it in fact

[SallyAnne]

Round my way they do!

No, no they dont.

[SallyAnne]

I agree with you there mate - but some women are beyond help, and the ugly old thing this morning was a classic example.

Do you forget that we've all seen a photo of you?!

People in glass houses and all that...

[freakydancer]

Nobody says that

Round my way they do!

[SallyAnne]

As they say, you can't polish a turd.

Nobody says that

[Pondlife]

You only have to go to any works xmas party and see the difference.

And that has nothing to do with the free bar?

[freakydancer]

Very naive gents, you can't polish a turd but properly applied makeup transforms half decent women. You only have to go to any works xmas party and see the difference.
Can't stand over made up women though, in the day especially, if you see the makeup first it has all gone wrong !

I agree with you there mate - but some women are beyond help, and the ugly old thing this morning was a classic example.

[lukemg]

Oh yeah - why do women wear makeup and perfume ? Because they're ugly and they smell.

[lukemg]

Very naive gents, you can't polish a turd but properly applied makeup transforms half decent women. You only have to go to any works xmas party and see the difference.
Can't stand over made up women though, in the day especially, if you see the makeup first it has all gone wrong !

[freakydancer]

Hope you weren't staring too hard. She might think you want her...

It's hard not to stare at ugly people. Last week I was giving some ugly bird the eye, and she started smiling at me and adjusting her hair - I found it hard not to laugh - I should have smiled back at her, to really get her going.

[threaded]

I'm allergic to that powder stuff some of them put on. Makes me sneeze, and in some cases can cause a nasty rash, on my feet, bizarrely enough.

[Gonzo]

I have never really understood it. Even the most gorgeous women use the stuff and I don't understand why they go through all that effort when they look great without it.