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Previously on "Aaaaaaaaaaargghnnnn"

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by xoggoth
    Is there anyone who has NOT stapled their finger just to see what it feels like?
    Yes I did. Just remembering that cold steel driving through the flesh until it touched the bone, ouch. Did you see the pain guys on balls of steel who let the rat trap shut on his tounge?! ouch!!

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  • MarillionFan
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    I pity the fool.

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  • zamzummim
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    Originally posted by xoggoth
    Is there anyone who has NOT stapled their finger just to see what it feels like?

    I recall someone here wanting to staple their stomach or brains and were asking for advice or something like that !! stapling threads are very popular here

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  • xoggoth
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    Is there anyone who has NOT stapled their finger just to see what it feels like?

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  • DS23
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    yup. grouse on one end and glenmorangie in the other

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  • DS23
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    hah yes - t'was a funny show.

    was one of those big feking staples sticking out of the side of a box of company paperwork. went to pick it up, stuck right in.. i yanked it out immediately but it was in at an angle and came out the other way. live on air as it happens!

    nice tear & big throb!

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  • The Farmer
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    Originally posted by MrsGoof
    If you saw the apprentice last night you'll have noticed that Ali Campbell and Piers Morgan could not use one.
    Nor can DS23

    It was good, easy watching.

    I could'nt help wondering how much the teams were going to give though.

    It's not as if any of them are short of a bob or two and they were running around asking others for 50k +

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  • MrsGoof
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    If you saw the apprentice last night you'll have noticed that Ali Campbell and Piers Morgan could not use one.

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  • The Farmer
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    I have my servant do all my stapleing for me for just that reason.

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  • DS23
    started a topic Aaaaaaaaaaargghnnnn

    Aaaaaaaaaaargghnnnn

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah tulipttttttt,. finger... stalple nnnnnnnnblood fffffffffffffffffck goddamn that hurts.

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