Reply to: How big women can score with men.

[Warrior Princess]

Very dazzling and co-ordinated - looking all st moritz with her shades today - your jaw would have hit the floor ol bean.
Up late having just come back from late night shopping down oxfd st - getting the old man a birthday pressie. you?

Ahhhh....thank-you RH - ... you little sweetie!

Did you manage to find something for your old man?

[Warrior Princess]

Hows that sexy WP?

Alright MF, Long time! Very quiet these days!

I'm OK thank-you! Same old...same old...

[realityhack]

Hmm... if baby's nearby you have to have been playing that through headphones... you weren't doing the old 'really out of tune, can't hear yourself singing, don't know how loud you are' thing again were you?

I'm going to try and track down your myspace site now. Mwahahaha...

[MarillionFan]

On Myspace with the other half playing 'guess the 90s' band.

Now the baby's woken up to me singing Zombie by the Cranberries. Bugger!

[realityhack]

RH. Late for you? Been drinking again?

Hows that sexy WP?

Very dazzling and co-ordinated - looking all st moritz with her shades today - your jaw would have hit the floor ol bean.
Up late having just come back from late night shopping down oxfd st - getting the old man a birthday pressie. you?

[MarillionFan]

RH. Late for you? Been drinking again?

Hows that sexy WP?

[realityhack]

What's that saying? Something like: Fat girls are like mopeds - great fun until your mates see you on one.

Couldn't agree more - you get more of everything - personality, curves, cuddles etc. And they're (usually) not quite so hung up on looks, which is a proper pain in the arse.

[MarillionFan]

"I can honestly say that no matter how pissed I've been I've never shagged a fat bird."

I can honestly say I have never been to bed with an ugly woman. But I've woken up with one or two!!!!!! Fnarrrr Fnaarrrr

[xoggoth]

I love all this I would never shag a fat bird/ugly bird/skinny bird/polar bear/wheely bin etc. Any halfway normal bloke will shag anything, what they really mean is they don't want their mates to find out.

[Joe Black]

I can honestly say that no matter how pissed I've been I've never shagged a fat bird. The only way that would happen is.....actually, there is no way that it would happen.

Call me shallow or whatever, but I know I'm not alone...

Perhaps you've just not been successful enough with women.

A couple of guys I knew some years ago in London, I used to see go home with a different (sometimes more than one) stunning woman every week. They didn't think at all the same.

For them it was nice to get a bit of R&R and not spend the whole evening having to teach/persuade someone that this or that could indeed be fun for all...

[SallyAnne]

Hey, after all - fat girls need lovin' too

Well, we dont need as MUCH lovin' as the skinny chicks to be fair - we have our pies to keep us warm and our toblerone's to snuggle up to.

Actually - we're quite happy on our own really (as long as we can still reach to certain places)!

jesus - my mind really HAS been in the gutter today

[kirk]

To be honest, skinny birds aren't all that if you ask me - i'm not saying I like fat birds but they have to have some curves.

Hey, after all - fat girls need lovin' too

[churkus]

fat lasses are cool, more cushion for the pushin , they last longer, are not stuck up, and generally have much better personalities than skinny tarts.

[freakydancer]

Why is it big fat women seem to go out with skinny men?

someone must know!

Mentally ill?

[sasguru]

Why is it big fat women seem to go out with skinny men?

someone must know!

It's known as the "duvet effect". Saves on heating ....