Yanks get confession

[wobbegong]

You can accuse him of many things, but he . . . did not . . . have sexual relations . . . with that woman!

[BoredBloke]

Isn't this the same guy who sneaked that iceberg in front of that Titanic boat?

[andy]

That looks like a laundry list of a terrorist. Hasn't he forgotten anything ?

[freakydancer]

Have they checked the employee records at Enron? I reckon he instigated the fall.

And has anyone seen him and Nick Leeson in the same room?

I thought not......

[kramer]

Yanks get to hear what they wanted I'm not saying he is entirely innocent but it seems a bit far fetched to have planned all of these.

WTC (twice)
Nightclub, Bali
Hotel, Kenya
Library Tower, Los Angeles
Sears Tower, Chicago
Plaza Bank, Washington State
Empire State Building, NY
Heathrow Airport, London
Richard 'shoe bomber' Reid’s failed attempt
Big Ben, London

Why would anyone want to attack a bell? Its amazing what a few years torture will do!

yeah well maybe he had accenture and eds to help him....there would be no stopping him then

[freakydancer]

I'd like to know if we was in the Whitechapel area c1888

[Churchill]

Let's hear it for the Yanks, they've saved the free world again!

In one fell swoop, they've indeed proven that their ends justify the means.

Churchill - In "Hip, Hip" mode.

[BoredBloke]

well I heard that he nailed that Jebus chap to a tree a long time ago also. You know the guy, the one chico kept talking about who starred in the bible book and in lots of films also.

[EternalOptimist]

He looks very hairy, I bet they threatened him with a rusty Bic

[The Lone Gunman]

He knows he is going down so he has fessed up to evryfink so dey wll stp <ahem> went all text then.

He has admitted all these things so the authorities will stop looking for the chaps who are/were plotting these other attacks.

We can assume those he mentioned that have not yet happened are going to.

[realityhack]

I thought that it was a bit sus this morning - I can believe that someone's been charged with actual specifics (they had enough time to work it out) - but this reads like a shopping list for scapegoat hunters. Very odd.

[Buffoon]

I bet he was the record company executive that turned down The Beatles before getting into television and cancelling the original series of Star Trek.

[PRC1964]

Did they ask him if he shot Kennedy, killed Diana and rode away on Shergar too?

[gingerjedi]

Yanks get to hear what they wanted I'm not saying he is entirely innocent but it seems a bit far fetched to have planned all of these.

WTC (twice)
Nightclub, Bali
Hotel, Kenya
Library Tower, Los Angeles
Sears Tower, Chicago
Plaza Bank, Washington State
Empire State Building, NY
Heathrow Airport, London
Richard 'shoe bomber' Reid’s failed attempt
Big Ben, London

Why would anyone want to attack a bell? Its amazing what a few years torture will do!