Reply to: Marmalade

[Lucifer Box]

Hey LB, it's Seville orange season soon isn't it?

What recipe do you use?

It certainly is, they should be arriving sometime within the next week or two. I hope I have enough jars saved up.

As to what recipe I use, well that's for me to know and the paying customer to wonder at.

Suffice to say it is dark and aromatic, not too sweet, and with a generous measure of bourbon in every jar.

[~Craig~]

Hey LB, it's Seville orange season soon isn't it?

What recipe do you use?

[portseven]

Sorry folks, Lucifer masturbated into that marmalade

Well whatever he did, it tastes lovley! My jar arrived this morning and just had some, mmmmm.

[Kinvara]

Sorry folks, Lucifer masturbated into that marmalade

[Lucifer Box]

I can vouch for it.

It passed our toxicology scans no problem.

Fantastic stuff, and only those that wish to be adventurous should truly deserve the wonderous delights of a citrus tango on the tongue.

I've already had some LB, but if you have one left (please let others go before me) then I'm making some more chilli chutney this weekend so if you fancy a swap?

However, I feel guilty as the exchange rate is surely 3 LB Marmalades vs 1 hyperD chutney...

You're a silver tongued cavalier, hyperD. Tell you what, if you can throw in any more photos of your neighbour's daughter sunbathing we might be able to do a deal.

I'll let you know on the leftovers situation at the end of the week. By jiminy, your chutney is good!

[Lucifer Box]

LB's marmalade venture puts him outside IR35. He can stir the pot when he gets home then claim that he's diversifying his business interests at the same time as being on contract.

Is marmalade a luxury item and therefore VATable?

[Denny]

LB's marmalade venture puts him outside IR35. He can stir the pot when he gets home then claim that he's diversifying his business interests at the same time as being on contract.

[PRC1964]

What did the baby chicks say when mother hen laid an orange?


























Look at the orange mama laid.

*grabs coat and runs*

[realityhack]

Sorry, can you PM me your postal address again please?

Done and dusted

[hyperD]

I can vouch for it.

It passed our toxicology scans no problem.

Fantastic stuff, and only those that wish to be adventurous should truly deserve the wonderous delights of a citrus tango on the tongue.

I've already had some LB, but if you have one left (please let others go before me) then I'm making some more chilli chutney this weekend so if you fancy a swap?

However, I feel guilty as the exchange rate is surely 3 LB Marmalades vs 1 hyperD chutney...

[Lucifer Box]

Attn: Realityhack

Sorry, can you PM me your postal address again please?

[Lucifer Box]

Thanks for the kind words, realityhack and Swamp Thing.

I'm not one to boast, but this is really good stuff. This year is the best I've ever made.

Realityhack, the extra large jar is yours. I'll PM you with the details when it's on the way.

[Swamp Thing]

I'm the same - I'd absolutely love some nice homemade Marmalade, but I just dont trust that something "funny" hasn't been done in it, as a payback for something I've said to one of LB's alter egos!!
How do I know LB isn't really John Galt or Bagpuss!!!

Sorry LB - I'm just so untrusting!

S-A, just bleedin' well buy a jar – it’s really good stuff, proper taste, none of yer Hartleys or Robertsons rubbish.

[xoggoth]

Mmmmm! Are you selling jam you have done something funny in SA? I'll have 6 kilos.

[BoredBloke]

I'm the same - I'd absolutely love some nice homemade Marmalade, but I just dont trust that something "funny" hasn't been done in it, as a payback for something I've said to one of LB's alter egos!!
How do I know LB isn't really John Galt or Bagpuss!!!

Sorry LB - I'm just so untrusting!

By funny you mean 'is it supposed to be white in colour?'