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Previously on "Global Warming on Mars"

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Yoh, bro...
    Did I see you on that program about what the earth would be like if the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs 65m years ago had missed?

    There was this scaly green fella in humanoid form reading a paper and some people reckon they may have evolved to such a state that they would have lived amongst us

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Paddy
    We’re all going to die.
    We’re all going to dye?
    No, we’re all going to, Di.
    We're all going too, Di.

    Shirley?

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  • Paddy
    replied
    We’re all going to die.
    We’re all going to dye?
    No, we’re all going to, Di.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi
    Zulus, fousands of 'em...

    sounds like a train

    in the distance







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  • gingerjedi
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    Zulus, fousands of 'em...

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi
    They cant half run fast though!
    Well, that's 'coz of them lions, innit?

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by Churchill
    They can't fecking swim though, can they?
    They cant half run fast though!

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Buffoon
    Say what you like about them greenies, you can’t argue against them having natural rhythm.
    They can't fecking swim though, can they?

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by Buffoon
    Say what you like about them greenies, you can’t argue against them having natural rhythm.
    H.G Wells "No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own"

    I think you will find they copied us by studying afro/american men working on the chain gangs.

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  • hugebrain
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    Ban Electric Cars

    Originally posted by BlasterBates
    Global warming on Mars

    What's the solution before the CO2 caps melt flooding
    the martian landscap ith liquid CO2 ?

    Higher taxes ?

    My suggestion is to introduce a browny/orange tax on martian exploration buggies.
    If just two mars buggies can cause this much global warming we should ban electric cars from Earth immediately. Millions of petrol-drive cars haven't caused anything like the same problem.

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  • Buffoon
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    Originally posted by andy
    Tax the martians, those green slimey bas***
    Say what you like about them greenies, you can’t argue against them having natural rhythm.

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by BlasterBates
    Global warming on Mars

    What's the solution before the CO2 caps melt flooding
    the martian landscap ith liquid CO2 ?

    Higher taxes ?

    My suggestion is to introduce a browny/orange tax on martian exploration buggies.
    No worries about flooding, Blaster - CO2 sublimes.

    It's still a greenhouse gas though, so yes, why should those martian barstards get away without extra taxes?

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  • gingerjedi
    replied
    Mars used to be a thriving prosperous planet before they ignored the warnings and burnt their own atmosphere.

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  • andy
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    Tax the martians, those green slimey bas***

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  • Paddy
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    Global warming on Mars has only started since Earth Men started to send those polluting rockets to Mars. Rockets should be taxed for Mars carbon offsetting.

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