Myth 3: A cows deadly pump!

[EqualOpportunities]

Ah bless you - you know fine well it was for a packet of crisps, but you tried to make me sound classy by saying it was for a bottle of WKD.

Thanks hun xx

You're welcome

[SallyAnne]

I thought that was what your sort did behind a nightclub, at kicking out time, in exchange for a WKD Blue or something equally classy...

Ah bless you - you know fine well it was for a packet of crisps, but you tried to make me sound classy by saying it was for a bottle of WKD.

Thanks hun xx

[xoggoth]

Dunno but probably. a) Worldwide must be far more cows than cars. b) It contains methane not CO2

What I keep saying. Cows should have little power stations fitted to their bottoms that charge battery packs on their backs which you can then put in your electric car. Or you just put wheels and a motor on the cow.

PS ON the other hand cows do not go at 70mph so may not generate so much waste.

[EqualOpportunities]

Blowing a nasty

I thought that was what your sort did behind a nightclub, at kicking out time, in exchange for a WKD Blue or something equally classy...

[EternalOptimist]

No - a cow's pump. The pump, from a cow!

Farting, gas, letting one off, blowing a nasty, satans wind, etc etc

I thinks she's on about guffing to youse southern gits

[SallyAnne]

How does one operate a cow pump?

No - a cow's pump. The pump, from a cow!

Farting, gas, letting one off, blowing a nasty, satans wind, etc etc

[freakydancer]

Is it true that cow pumps are worse than the environment than cars?

I think I heard that on the ever factual Richard and Judy!

WTF is a cow pump? is this more of your northern speak "like"?

[shaunbhoy]

Then you have the "sasguru" pump. His gob. Emitting more hot air than the average bovine without the charisma to match.

[EqualOpportunities]

Is it true that cow pumps are worse than the environment than cars?

I think I heard that on the ever factual Richard and Judy!

How does one operate a cow pump?

[SallyAnne]

Is it true that cow pumps are worse for the environment than cars?

I think I heard that on the ever factual Richard and Judy!