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Previously on "Anyone ever been chased down the road by a Lion"
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Stupid thing to do. The lions might drink all your beers before you could retrieve them.
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Originally posted by SpacecadetGiven the average speed of the M25 traffic, even if you were hit, you'd have a 99% chance of survival
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Originally posted by cykophysh39I would say the m25 has whole lot more dangerous animals on it
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Originally posted by EternalOptimistSo who ran the quickest
freakydancer on the pavement
or the lion through freakydancer sh!t
I ain't afraid of no motherf*cking cat.
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[QUOTE=EternalOptimist]I havn't
is it true that they put bits of wilderbeest in the veldt to tempt them out ?
A guy came rocketing towards me this morning.
I stopped him and said "What's your rush."
" A Lion has just escaped from the zoo" he replied.
"Which way did it go" I enquired with no small concern.
"Well I ain't chasing the Fecker" he gasped.
Honest
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aint it grand the ignornace of youth
I would say the m25 has whole lot more dangerous animals on it
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Not me - but I've been mock-charged by a warthog in Tala game reserve.
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Originally posted by cykophysh39Well coming from South Africa, I haven't been necessarily chased, but we did play Dare in the Veldt where one of us would run as far as we could in a lion area and place a six pack of beers on the floor and run back, then the next guy would have to run in pick them up and run as far as he wanted to and out them down for the next guy.
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Well coming from South Africa, I haven't been necessarily chased, but we did play Dare in the Veldt where one of us would run as far as we could in a lion area and place a six pack of beers on the floor and run back, then the next guy would have to run in pick them up and run as far as he wanted to and out them down for the next guy.
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So who ran the quickest
freakydancer on the pavement
or the lion through freakydancer sh!t
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Anyone ever been chased down the road by a Lion
I havn't
is it true that they put bits of wilderbeest in the veldt to tempt them out ?
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