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Previously on "Anyone ever been chased down the road by a Lion"

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  • xoggoth
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    Stupid thing to do. The lions might drink all your beers before you could retrieve them.

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  • Lucifer Box
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    I've chased a few lions in my time.

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  • EqualOpportunities
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet
    Given the average speed of the M25 traffic, even if you were hit, you'd have a 99% chance of survival
    Quite - I believe the speed cameras still give readings in furlongs per fortnight...

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by cykophysh39
    I would say the m25 has whole lot more dangerous animals on it
    Given the average speed of the M25 traffic, even if you were hit, you'd have a 99% chance of survival

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  • freakydancer
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
    So who ran the quickest
    freakydancer on the pavement
    or the lion through freakydancer sh!t
    Me of course.

    I ain't afraid of no motherf*cking cat.

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  • The Farmer
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    [QUOTE=EternalOptimist]I havn't

    is it true that they put bits of wilderbeest in the veldt to tempt them out ?


    A guy came rocketing towards me this morning.

    I stopped him and said "What's your rush."

    " A Lion has just escaped from the zoo" he replied.

    "Which way did it go" I enquired with no small concern.

    "Well I ain't chasing the Fecker" he gasped.

    Honest

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  • realityhack
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    I was trying to take a photo of the little bugger

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  • cykophysh39
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    aint it grand the ignornace of youth

    I would say the m25 has whole lot more dangerous animals on it

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  • realityhack
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    Not me - but I've been mock-charged by a warthog in Tala game reserve.

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by cykophysh39
    Well coming from South Africa, I haven't been necessarily chased, but we did play Dare in the Veldt where one of us would run as far as we could in a lion area and place a six pack of beers on the floor and run back, then the next guy would have to run in pick them up and run as far as he wanted to and out them down for the next guy.
    We used to do a similar trick on the M25 - run across the carriageway & put the six pack on the central reservation etc. etc.

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  • cykophysh39
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    Well coming from South Africa, I haven't been necessarily chased, but we did play Dare in the Veldt where one of us would run as far as we could in a lion area and place a six pack of beers on the floor and run back, then the next guy would have to run in pick them up and run as far as he wanted to and out them down for the next guy.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    So who ran the quickest
    freakydancer on the pavement
    or the lion through freakydancer sh!t









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  • freakydancer
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    I have.

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  • Anyone ever been chased down the road by a Lion

    I havn't

    is it true that they put bits of wilderbeest in the veldt to tempt them out ?







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