Reply to: Kill it, cook it, eat it

[SallyAnne]

All the pig tulip, guts and arseholes are what goes in your hot dogs SA.

mmmm mmmm mmmmmmm!!!!

I'm not saying it isn't tasty!!

But I dont want to see it!

[freakydancer]

Oh god, you lot are sick

All the pig tulip, guts and arseholes are what goes in your hot dogs SA.

mmmm mmmm mmmmmmm!!!!

[SallyAnne]

Oh god, you lot are sick

[G8_Summit]

Yes they did the same but using an electric band saw.

Twas funny when after cutting round the a-hole, the chap asked his mate for a "bumbag" - a plastic bag to wrap round it to stop anything leaking out.

[Sockpuppet]

Not seen any of these. Did they split the pig?

I used to have much (sadistic) fun in cutting the pigs in half. They were ovbiously dead but they came to us whole and I had to cut them down the spine using a big **** off axe.

Cut the ass hole out and then hit them with an axe and just keep going down the spine....

[G8_Summit]

The sheep are worse.

They go mental after stunning.


Sockpuppet in "i used to work in an abatoir" mode

The sheep were OK, but did anyone see the pigs last night ??
I swear the first one was awake when they cut its throat - the poor thing was grunting and had its eye's open.

Still, the pork looked good

[_V_]

Sockpuppet in "i used to work in an abatoir" mode but can't spell it

abattoir

[Sockpuppet]

The sheep are worse.

They go mental after stunning.


Sockpuppet in "i used to work in an abatoir" mode

[G8_Summit]

Did they make a fillet or silroin steak?

They cooked the thin end of the fillet. The meat was so fresh that it was quivering as the chef put it into the pan.

Can't wait to see the Lamby Wamby's getting the bullet tonight.

[TheOmegaMan]

I suggest we use the fat to combat global warming. Let us reform social security by using all the chavs as fuel cells. Feed them doughnuts and big macs whilst permanently drugged then suck the fat off for fuel. Fat factories should be built on every council estate, and a fat pipeline constructed so that the fat is delivered to every home to provide heating and cooking oil.

Next I need to perfect an engine which runs on human fat. Human fat is the new black gold, all we need is a mechanism to farm this cash crop.

[AtW]

Did they make a fillet or silroin steak?

[MarillionFan]

Saw it. No problems at all.

But then again you're looking at a guy who bought and killed a chicken while trekking in the Himalayas cause he fancied some meat.

[wobbegong]

I thought I was watching this program, but it turned out I was actually watching something on Ch5 about some bint that lost 30 stone.

There was a bit where they removed a big slab of skin that weighed something like 4lbs. Nice...

Saw it. Totally gross. They should show that documentary to the 'larger' kids at school. Lay off the chips guys or this'll be you in fifteen years!

All that butchery and she still looked a complete mess. Poor sod.

[Flubster]

I thought I was watching this program, but it turned out I was actually watching something on Ch5 about some bint that lost 30 stone.

There was a bit where they removed a big slab of skin that weighed something like 4lbs. Nice...

[vetran]

quite shocking

I wasn't prepared for the shudders after stunning.

the BSE etc scanning seemed very rudimentary, no sterilisation / cross contamination procedures obvious either.