Sick permies

[BrilloPad]

Once worked with a permie whose wife died - he was signewd off sick by his doctor for 6 months. Because of his length of service, he got 6 months full pay (then would have been 6 months half pay). co-incidence?

[wobbegong]

The wife's employer fires people who have been off work more than a couple of times a year so permies could be afraid of such practices.

One young lady here was "sick" 30 days last year, and she only joined end of Jan 2006! She's apparently already had 8 days off this year, so obviously going for a new record (or the boot).

[DaveB]

Good point. This guys a fat f*cker, i reckon if we chucked him in the furnace he'd burn for days saving ££ in heating bills.

Render him down and use the oil for lamps

[Jawz .]

saving on heating and electricity bills

Good point. This guys a fat f*cker, i reckon if we chucked him in the furnace he'd burn for days saving ££ in heating bills.

[kramer]

saving on heating and electricity bills

[swamp]

It makes them feel more important than they really are.

[Diestl]

They have no life outside work, their work is like their family and friends.

[Paddy]

What is with martyr permies coming into work when they are sick as a dog. Some permie tool staggered in today saying he was desperately ill, had it coming out of both ends , but here he is at work, on time, breathing his disgusting germs everywhere? He gets paid to stay at home when he's sick!? Am I missing something here? I am aren't I?

It makes it look better when they claim a sicky and want time of to skive off work.

[ZZZZ Snoozer]

What is with martyr permies coming into work when they are sick as a dog. Some permie tool staggered in today saying he was desperately ill, had it coming out of both ends , but here he is at work, on time, breathing his disgusting germs everywhere? He gets paid to stay at home when he's sick!? Am I missing something here? I am aren't I?

The wife's employer fires people who have been off work more than a couple of times a year so permies could be afraid of such practices.

[Troll]

He's afraid his incompetence will be uncovered if he is away

[Spacecadet]

What is with martyr permies coming into work when they are sick as a dog. Some permie tool staggered in today saying he was desperately ill, had it coming out of both ends , but here he is at work, on time, breathing his disgusting germs everywhere? He gets paid to stay at home when he's sick!? Am I missing something here? I am aren't I?

he's knobbing (or wants to) one of the secretaries

[Jawz .]

What is with martyr permies coming into work when they are sick as a dog. Some permie tool staggered in today saying he was desperately ill, had it coming out of both ends , but here he is at work, on time, breathing his disgusting germs everywhere? He gets paid to stay at home when he's sick!? Am I missing something here? I am aren't I?