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pisces replied

4 March 2007, 21:55
I like monkeys
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TheOmegaMan replied

4 March 2007, 19:38
No way. Mine is twice that size and would take yer eye out if provoked.
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Lucy replied

4 March 2007, 14:41
Originally posted by TheOmegaMan

Have you tried spanking this five inch monkey yet Lucy ?

Only if he does something wrong.

Have you with yours ?
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TheOmegaMan replied

4 March 2007, 13:54
Have you tried spanking this five inch monkey yet Lucy ?
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Lucy replied

4 March 2007, 12:21
Originally posted by xoggoth

Yeh! got one yesterday. Have you tried sticking your finger down its mouth? Quite deep. So satisfying. Hmmm.

Yes, it feels wrong.

I've now put an incense stick in his mouth and he is sitting on the fruit bowl.
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xoggoth replied

4 March 2007, 10:36
Yeh! got one yesterday. Have you tried sticking your finger down its mouth? Quite deep. So satisfying. Hmmm.
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threaded replied

4 March 2007, 08:27
But the phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown.
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VectraMan replied

3 March 2007, 21:27
The nature of Monkey was.... Irrepressible!
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Lucy started a topic Monkey

3 March 2007, 20:18
Monkey

Who hasn't been able to resist the PG Tips packet with a free five inch monkey ?

He's sooo cute.

And I don't like tea bags...
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