Fesking Permies....

[wendigo100]

Nah...not much money in trucking...

There is if you win compensation after an accident with one.

[freakydancer]

Damit! You know my name, where I am going to live and who my agency are!

So who wants my bank details.

Nah...not much money in trucking...

[Sockpuppet]

Alright Dick!!

Damit! You know my name, where I am going to live and who my agency are!

So who wants my bank details.

[freakydancer]

"Richard...

Alright Dick!!

[Sockpuppet]

I don't like lying

[bobhope]

He's a permie they lack social graces, it's genetic or something. A permie in my office is quite a card. If I wander in late or leave early it's always to the cry of 'part-timer' or some w@nky comment. If seen browsing the tinternet it's 'oh I wish I had your job'. I want to see what he says when he catches me balls deep in his daughter.

You need to reply with something like "I wish I too had no outside interests, so I could dedicate endless hours to the company, but unfortunately I have a full, rich life."

[gingerjedi]

Is your name not Richard ?

Could be worse, he could call you 'Dicky'.

[rhubarb]

Why does the permie next to me think that introducing me as "Richard...the one that is on serious coin a day" is a good idea.

Is your name not Richard ?

[Jawz .]

"Make sure you charge him double love, he's on some serious coinage"

yeah probably some sh!te like that!

[Spacecadet]

I want to see what he says when he catches me balls deep in his daughter.

"Make sure you charge him double love, he's on some serious coinage"

[Kyajae]

Why does the permie next to me think that introducing me as "Richard...the one that is on serious coin a day" is a good idea.

Now if he wants to do this to the honeys in finance then thats fine....just not everyone.

I' not even on that much in terms of serious coin.

Sounds like like you've been lumbered with someone with an overwhelming sense of inferiority and angst. People like this usually have some personal gripe about their own job but lack the balls to deal with it with their line manager. So what's the next easiest thing to do? Release their own frustrations by have a pop at people like you. It's just subtle bulling. You could try this response "If I want sh*t from you, I'll squeeze your head!"

[Jawz .]

He's a permie they lack social graces, it's genetic or something. A permie in my office is quite a card. If I wander in late or leave early it's always to the cry of 'part-timer' or some w@nky comment. If seen browsing the tinternet it's 'oh I wish I had your job'. I want to see what he says when he catches me balls deep in his daughter.

[basshead]

Envy

[Sockpuppet]

Why does the permie next to me think that introducing me as "Richard...the one that is on serious coin a day" is a good idea.

Now if he wants to do this to the honeys in finance then thats fine....just not everyone.

I' not even on that much in terms of serious coin.