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    Fesking Permies....

    Why does the permie next to me think that introducing me as "Richard...the one that is on serious coin a day" is a good idea.

    Now if he wants to do this to the honeys in finance then thats fine....just not everyone.

    I' not even on that much in terms of serious coin.

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    Envy

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      #3
      He's a permie they lack social graces, it's genetic or something. A permie in my office is quite a card. If I wander in late or leave early it's always to the cry of 'part-timer' or some w@nky comment. If seen browsing the tinternet it's 'oh I wish I had your job'. I want to see what he says when he catches me balls deep in his daughter.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Sockpuppet
        Why does the permie next to me think that introducing me as "Richard...the one that is on serious coin a day" is a good idea.

        Now if he wants to do this to the honeys in finance then thats fine....just not everyone.

        I' not even on that much in terms of serious coin.

        Sounds like like you've been lumbered with someone with an overwhelming sense of inferiority and angst. People like this usually have some personal gripe about their own job but lack the balls to deal with it with their line manager. So what's the next easiest thing to do? Release their own frustrations by have a pop at people like you. It's just subtle bulling. You could try this response "If I want sh*t from you, I'll squeeze your head!"

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          #5
          Originally posted by Jawz .
          I want to see what he says when he catches me balls deep in his daughter.
          "Make sure you charge him double love, he's on some serious coinage"
          Coffee's for closers

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            #6
            Originally posted by Spacecadet
            "Make sure you charge him double love, he's on some serious coinage"
            yeah probably some sh!te like that!

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              #7
              Originally posted by Sockpuppet
              Why does the permie next to me think that introducing me as "Richard...the one that is on serious coin a day" is a good idea.
              Is your name not Richard ?

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                #8
                Originally posted by rhubarb
                Is your name not Richard ?
                Could be worse, he could call you 'Dicky'.
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Jawz .
                  He's a permie they lack social graces, it's genetic or something. A permie in my office is quite a card. If I wander in late or leave early it's always to the cry of 'part-timer' or some w@nky comment. If seen browsing the tinternet it's 'oh I wish I had your job'. I want to see what he says when he catches me balls deep in his daughter.
                  You need to reply with something like "I wish I too had no outside interests, so I could dedicate endless hours to the company, but unfortunately I have a full, rich life."

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                    #10
                    I don't like lying

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